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by GSDtravels on 18 January 2014 - 11:01
A guy at a bar leaves his buddies and walks over to the bartender and says, "Hey pal, how much would you like to bet that if you put a beer mug down at the other end of the bar, I could stand here and pee into it, filling it to the brim without getting one drop on the bar? The bartender opens the cash drawer and says, "I'll lay everything that's in here, $1,125,70!". So he puts a glass at the other end of the bar, the man climbs up, unzips, then proceeds to splatter the entire surface, without getting a drop in the beer mug. The bartender goes into a fit of laughter as he happily cleans up the mess and collects his prize. Then he says, "He man, why would you do something so stupid?", to which the man responds, pointing, "See those three guys over there? I bet them each $5000.00 that I could piss all over your bar and you'd clean it up with a smile on your face.".
by Mountain Lion on 18 January 2014 - 11:01
LOL
by Sunsilver on 18 January 2014 - 11:01
Reminds me of this joke:
A man was born with three balls. Once he was of drinking age, he used to make extra money by going around the local bars, and betting the male patrons as to how many balls there were between them.
One day, he met a newcomer at the bar, and struck up a conversation with him. Soon he decided it was time to 'set the hook'.
"Say," he says, "how many balls do you think there are between us?"
The man looked him up and down. "I have no idea," he replied at last.
"I'm going to bet you 20 bucks and a free beer that there's 5."
"Well then," replied the man in a high-pitched voice, "you must have quite the cluster!"
A man was born with three balls. Once he was of drinking age, he used to make extra money by going around the local bars, and betting the male patrons as to how many balls there were between them.
One day, he met a newcomer at the bar, and struck up a conversation with him. Soon he decided it was time to 'set the hook'.
"Say," he says, "how many balls do you think there are between us?"
The man looked him up and down. "I have no idea," he replied at last.
"I'm going to bet you 20 bucks and a free beer that there's 5."
"Well then," replied the man in a high-pitched voice, "you must have quite the cluster!"
by LadyFrost on 22 January 2014 - 10:01
looool
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