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by K TO THE 9 on 22 March 2013 - 20:03
Hell of a Day
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me,
grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say.
"I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.
I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink,
I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve;
and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!
"But, Hell, enough about me, how are you doing?
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me,
grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say.
"I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.
I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink,
I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve;
and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!
"But, Hell, enough about me, how are you doing?
by beetree on 22 March 2013 - 20:03
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by K TO THE 9 on 22 March 2013 - 20:03
lol
by Slamdunc on 22 March 2013 - 20:03
Bee LMAO!
by Jenni78 on 22 March 2013 - 20:03
Beetree, that's funny, for sure but................not sure I'd be laughing if my young kid was reading the DOG message board. It's in "conformation and showing."
by K TO THE 9 on 22 March 2013 - 20:03
Opppps i put this in the wrong place..OMG, Like wtf im so embarrassed. Can someone move this please...
by Blitzen on 22 March 2013 - 22:03
Jenni, don't give your kid your password. Kids have no business reading this board anyway.
by Jenni78 on 22 March 2013 - 23:03
Thanks for the parenting advice. What would I do without you?
WHY should someone's kid not be reading what is supposed to be a DOG FORUM???
Oh, and I don't think you need a password to READ.
WHY should someone's kid not be reading what is supposed to be a DOG FORUM???
Oh, and I don't think you need a password to READ.
by Blitzen on 22 March 2013 - 23:03
I don't really give a shit if your kid accesses porn sites, Jen. I would never presume to give YOU advice on anything.
by Slamdunc on 23 March 2013 - 00:03
Anyone with a lick of sense knows not to let their kids on this forum, especially not the conformation / showing section of all places. This is no place for kids or folks with thin skin. Geeeeezzzzz
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