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by fawndallas on 04 January 2013 - 15:01
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
instead of asking "Oh crap, what the hell happened?"
Bonus:
26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old rear.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
instead of asking "Oh crap, what the hell happened?"
Bonus:
26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old rear.
by Ninja181 on 04 January 2013 - 15:01
LOL
by Ruger1 on 04 January 2013 - 19:01
lol,,:)...
by Ibrahim on 05 January 2013 - 05:01
Looks like Ninja and Ruger1 are the only young ones here hence the Lol remarks, the rest of us are secretly condemning fawndallas for touching the bitter reality.
by clc29 on 05 January 2013 - 05:01
LOL @ Ibrahim.....not so.....most of us are in total denial and haven't a clue what she's talking about 
by Hundmutter on 05 January 2013 - 17:01
I found one !!! I FOUND one !
14} I have never fed my dog Science Diet OR MickyD's !!!
Does that mean I'm not quite grown up yet ?
14} I have never fed my dog Science Diet OR MickyD's !!!
Does that mean I'm not quite grown up yet ?
by Ninja181 on 05 January 2013 - 18:01
Looks like Ninja and Ruger1 are the only young ones here hence the Lol remarks, the rest of us are secretly condemning fawndallas for touching the bitter reality.
LOL Ibrahim, I believe you're right about Ruger.
I'm an old fart. LOL
LOL Ibrahim, I believe you're right about Ruger.
I'm an old fart. LOL
by Ibrahim on 05 January 2013 - 19:01
Old is Gold
by Ruger1 on 06 January 2013 - 03:01
lol,.about 25 of them applied to me!!,,
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