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by oregontnt2007 on 22 April 2012 - 00:04
by beetree on 22 April 2012 - 00:04
LOL
Post the embed, it is a hell of a lot funnier!
Post the embed, it is a hell of a lot funnier!
by oregontnt2007 on 22 April 2012 - 14:04
OK B, not sure where your coming from but, I think I would now like to ruin everybody's
Sunday Brunch as mine was ruined.... what the hey it's a great way to get the hubby to drop
weight when you both click on this.....at the breakfast table while eating.
http://youtu.be/ghrDIQ-K8mg
WARNING DO NOT LET SMALL CHILDREN OR PET'S SEE!
"Just say NO to Walmart"!
Sunday Brunch as mine was ruined.... what the hey it's a great way to get the hubby to drop
weight when you both click on this.....at the breakfast table while eating.
http://youtu.be/ghrDIQ-K8mg
WARNING DO NOT LET SMALL CHILDREN OR PET'S SEE!
"Just say NO to Walmart"!
by oregontnt2007 on 22 April 2012 - 14:04
Oh, by they way folks, this is what is sent to us via our Military friends.....God knows if they are
doing this on the clock or off!
doing this on the clock or off!
by beetree on 22 April 2012 - 15:04
If that was your plan, you succeeded! 
You just need to learn to embed is all. Save us a click. I'm getting lazy.
You just need to learn to embed is all. Save us a click. I'm getting lazy.
by oregontnt2007 on 24 April 2012 - 15:04
Sorry B, lost my breakfast as well. I like to share the JOY! 
by ggturner on 24 April 2012 - 22:04
Only at Walmart! Gross!
by BabyEagle4U on 25 April 2012 - 23:04
I suppose I could add a story to this thread. Being's it's the talk of the town for 2 weeks now and I happen to be bored right about now. Ha Ha I'll try to make it short as possible.
First, about 5 months ago a lady and her boyfriend moved into one of the old Martin houses down the mountain. It's a nice (in the bush) house on 1 acre.
Second, everyone knows everyone here, everyone eats at the same diner, everyone went to or goes to the same schools. Everyone knows everyone (lol) but noone knows this lady and boyfriend.
Third, noone has ever seen this lady and boyfriend in public, not even at the gas station (and there is only one) on the mountain.
Anyhows, two weeks ago about 1:30am I get a phone call from Darin (who lives on the other side of the mountain) telling me the State Police want permission to enter my lands. I was like WHAT - all this for my Ron Paul signs. LOL Kidding but seriously noone knew why they wanted the permissions, he told me to expect a call any minute.. but didn't know why. Hung up with him and then Keith from the West side of the mountain called and said the same thing.
Old Mrs. Stolfutz down the mountain then called all worked up telling me to get over there right away. While I was on the phone with her the State Police called the house line and asked me for permissions to enter my property. I asked why, didn't want to tell me, I asked again, didn't want to tell me - while old Mrs. Stolfutz is on the Android, State Police on the house line - the local police now at my front door (my dog and parrot going nutz at this point). Then Keith, Darin, Mr. Heisey and even the Wengert boys all come pulling up like it's some kinda of frantic panic going on with out me.
Here this lady and her boyfriend called the Police and said there's 5 masked men with guns crawling around in their woods. LOL I was like WHAT ? Who the hell could it be - everyone who lives around here is either @ my front door or on hold via a phone.
The local Police said one of us is going to have to go over there (to the lady and boyfriend) and see what the problem really is before the State Police deploy the Army and Choppers. LOL
I was like we all can leave here walking from different directions and close in on the house because we know the woods like the back of our hand. The local Police said, that's why they were all here.
We did just that, totally unarmed. Got to the lady and boyfriends house and nothing around in site but a family of 5 (FIVE) yes 1-2-3-4-5 raccoons one of us passed along the way.
While at the door of the lady and boyfriend the State Police show up and ask to enter the residence .. well then the lady and boyfriend totally flipped out saying no way the armed masked gunman are out side somewhere, this that and the other thing. Then they had a child (about 4 years old) who came to the door with a box of stuff saying daddy you forgot your drugs. At that point .. backup was called and we were asked to leave by the local Police.
LOL Then (because I forgot all about old Mrs. Stolfutz on the phone) she comes walking outta the darkness toward the walkway in her slippers, head cap and housecoat with her Winchester Model 24 ... LMAO Yelling at everyone for leaving her on the phone. LMAO OMG It was too funny a site.
We all met up the following night at the Diner and evidently the lady and her boyfriend were so strung out on drugs they thought the family of raccoons were masked gunmen out to kill them and when the State Police searched the house there was alot of drugs.
It's been 2-3 weeks later and they no longer rent the Martin house, the child was sent back to New York to a grand parent and the two are sitting in jail.
Old Mrs. Stolfutz is now the talk of the town again. LMAO I love that lady.
First, about 5 months ago a lady and her boyfriend moved into one of the old Martin houses down the mountain. It's a nice (in the bush) house on 1 acre.
Second, everyone knows everyone here, everyone eats at the same diner, everyone went to or goes to the same schools. Everyone knows everyone (lol) but noone knows this lady and boyfriend.
Third, noone has ever seen this lady and boyfriend in public, not even at the gas station (and there is only one) on the mountain.
Anyhows, two weeks ago about 1:30am I get a phone call from Darin (who lives on the other side of the mountain) telling me the State Police want permission to enter my lands. I was like WHAT - all this for my Ron Paul signs. LOL Kidding but seriously noone knew why they wanted the permissions, he told me to expect a call any minute.. but didn't know why. Hung up with him and then Keith from the West side of the mountain called and said the same thing.
Old Mrs. Stolfutz down the mountain then called all worked up telling me to get over there right away. While I was on the phone with her the State Police called the house line and asked me for permissions to enter my property. I asked why, didn't want to tell me, I asked again, didn't want to tell me - while old Mrs. Stolfutz is on the Android, State Police on the house line - the local police now at my front door (my dog and parrot going nutz at this point). Then Keith, Darin, Mr. Heisey and even the Wengert boys all come pulling up like it's some kinda of frantic panic going on with out me.
Here this lady and her boyfriend called the Police and said there's 5 masked men with guns crawling around in their woods. LOL I was like WHAT ? Who the hell could it be - everyone who lives around here is either @ my front door or on hold via a phone.
The local Police said one of us is going to have to go over there (to the lady and boyfriend) and see what the problem really is before the State Police deploy the Army and Choppers. LOL
I was like we all can leave here walking from different directions and close in on the house because we know the woods like the back of our hand. The local Police said, that's why they were all here.
We did just that, totally unarmed. Got to the lady and boyfriends house and nothing around in site but a family of 5 (FIVE) yes 1-2-3-4-5 raccoons one of us passed along the way.
While at the door of the lady and boyfriend the State Police show up and ask to enter the residence .. well then the lady and boyfriend totally flipped out saying no way the armed masked gunman are out side somewhere, this that and the other thing. Then they had a child (about 4 years old) who came to the door with a box of stuff saying daddy you forgot your drugs. At that point .. backup was called and we were asked to leave by the local Police.
LOL Then (because I forgot all about old Mrs. Stolfutz on the phone) she comes walking outta the darkness toward the walkway in her slippers, head cap and housecoat with her Winchester Model 24 ... LMAO Yelling at everyone for leaving her on the phone. LMAO OMG It was too funny a site.
We all met up the following night at the Diner and evidently the lady and her boyfriend were so strung out on drugs they thought the family of raccoons were masked gunmen out to kill them and when the State Police searched the house there was alot of drugs.
It's been 2-3 weeks later and they no longer rent the Martin house, the child was sent back to New York to a grand parent and the two are sitting in jail.
Old Mrs. Stolfutz is now the talk of the town again. LMAO I love that lady.
by beetree on 26 April 2012 - 13:04
LOL, that is pretty hysterical, "masked bandits!" We have one... I'll see if I can get a picture. We used my brother's night vision camera to see who was raiding the bird feeders by throwing them on the ground each morning....
by oregontnt2007 on 26 April 2012 - 19:04
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