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by Ruger1 on 06 August 2011 - 03:08

I am not one to talk politics, but here is my chance..this was funny....;)

Over 5000 years ago, Moses said to Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

When Welfare was introduced , Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land to China......

by Slamdunc on 06 August 2011 - 04:08

LOL.

by Ruger1 on 06 August 2011 - 04:08

Thanks Jim...: )
I was beginning to wonder if maybe it wasn't funny...lol...

by Slamdunc on 06 August 2011 - 04:08

I found it funny. ;)

by yellowrose of Texas on 06 August 2011 - 04:08

Bulah Land Oh Sweet Bulah Land!!!

by Ruger1 on 06 August 2011 - 05:08

YR..I had to Google Bulah Land...lol...
I got it now,,,: )

by BabyEagle4U on 06 August 2011 - 05:08

by yellowrose of Texas on 06 August 2011 - 18:08

Goodness RUGER1:

You did good especially since I misspelled it

BEULAH LAND, SWEET BEULAH LAND, , THE LAND I LONG FOR THAT I HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE...

LOL

yr

by alboe2009 on 07 August 2011 - 18:08

Too funny Ruger1.

Here in Maryland on the Eastern Shore we have a DJ, (94.3), "Big Don in the Morning" and I can't figure out how he gets away (at times) with some of the things he says. And right now they keep playing a song "Obamanation" and the guy kinda sounds like Obama. Pretty funny.

The other morning Big Don was talking of Obamas' platform (I guess) Obama said/or his sticker said "Hope & Change"?
Anyways, Big Don was cracking on him and ended up saying thanks to Obama now, there is NO HOPE and NO CHANGE IN HIS POCKET!

by Mindhunt on 10 August 2011 - 18:08

Politicians and their "Dr Seuss speak"..... It's good to have hope.....(dramatic pause).....because hope is good.

Or one that seems to fit the insanity that is going on lately in this country........ "In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies" - Dr Seuss

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