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by Vixen on 04 August 2011 - 11:08
I used to eat a lot of natural foods
until I learned that most people die of natural causes!
Gardening Rule: When weeding,the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it....
If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant!
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again!
All of us could take a lesson from the weather....
It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'
Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken?
I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of it's butt.
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
(Crazy, but a little true - LOL)
Regards,
Vixen
until I learned that most people die of natural causes!
Gardening Rule: When weeding,the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it....
If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant!
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again!
All of us could take a lesson from the weather....
It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'
Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken?
I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of it's butt.
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
(Crazy, but a little true - LOL)
Regards,
Vixen
by LadyFrost on 04 August 2011 - 13:08
funny...
by Red Sable on 04 August 2011 - 17:08
Good ones!
by alboe2009 on 07 August 2011 - 02:08
How come you park in the driveway but drive on the parkway???
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