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by Chaz Reinhold on 28 July 2011 - 02:07

So I'm doing 82 behind two cars on a two-lane highway. This broad is on my rear bumber, as if I can go any faster. So I do my usual and wait for the slow lane to open up so she can pass. She does so, and I immediately reimburse her with my car on her ass. After a few miles the highway turns into a three lane. She immediately takes off . She is now 200 yards ahead of me and I see her rip over two lanes into the right, slow lane. Im thinking, "WTF! THIS BROAD IS CRAZY!" Then I see the sign for the "REST AREA", and I start thiking, "Man, she really needed to rest!"

by Chaz Reinhold on 28 July 2011 - 02:07

So I'm smoking a cigarette outside a building and a very attractive woman walks up and asks, " do you have a cigarette?" I raised my hand with the cigarette and replied, " yes, thanks for asking".

by Chaz Reinhold on 28 July 2011 - 03:07

I'm sitting at the bar the other night and a guy sits down next to me. We're watching tbe baseball game and small talking. He asks what I do for a living and I reply, "you're looking at it." I don't know if he felt sorry for me or what, but he bought every drink for the next 5 innings. At the end of the game I thanked him for the drinks and told Tony, the bartender, to make sure he restocked the coolers and put out the trash.

by Chaz Reinhold on 28 July 2011 - 03:07

I go out on a date the other night with a gorgeous girl. She's looking at her menu and I ask, "do you know what you want?" She replies, " I'll just have a salad." I said, " that's good, I never eat mine anyhow."

by Chaz Reinhold on 28 July 2011 - 03:07

Only one true story there. Which one is it?