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by Ninja181 on 18 July 2011 - 17:07

She thought if anything happens with her lawyer she must remember to practice...

by beetree on 18 July 2011 - 17:07

Really, what's the rush with buying panties if you're only going to have your legs up in stirrups. Besides that, she could use the air conditioning. This reminded her of the story of the lady who reached in her pocketbook for a tissue because the public stall was out of TP. Her next stop was the Gyno's and after the appointment she became really confused when the Dr. asked her if she'd been going to the post office with a lot of mailings.

It wasn't until she got home later when she discovered the postage stamp stuck on her lady parts did her cheeks start to burn hot with embarassment.

by LadyFrost on 18 July 2011 - 17:07

while still confused from the discovery of the stamp on her privates as she entered her home she found her cat trying to commit a suicide.....

by Red Sable on 18 July 2011 - 17:07

She realized,,,, the cat was loving the smell of those shoes, but who's were they? Her slimy ex's were all removed from the house. Just then this...

walked out of her bathroom...

by beetree on 18 July 2011 - 17:07

She gasped in surprise! And then shouted, "NINJA! When did you get back?"

by Ninja181 on 18 July 2011 - 18:07

I never left...

by LadyFrost on 18 July 2011 - 18:07

she blinked really hard and was hoping it was not one of those hallucinations she had heard her mother speak of....the mental image still haunts her...

by beetree on 18 July 2011 - 18:07

She rolled her eyes at him, watching the puddling water ringing the heels of his feet.

"I thought you had that high powered INTEL meeting at the Waldorf Astoria?" she asked querously. "What happened to change that?" Her voice raised another pitch. She bit her lip in frustration. Their plans were always interrupted. Would their instructions change too?

by Ninja181 on 18 July 2011 - 18:07

Just then the police arrived and the neighbors started going thru her vehicle...

by ggturner on 18 July 2011 - 18:07

He was about to answer her when the doorbell rang and he ran out the back door. She sighed in frustration and turned to answer the front door only to find...

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