What other animals do you all own? - Page 5

Ok, Abhay, to add to even stranger ingredients, and to give Moons an explanation of where I went.. It starts with 2 hillbilly drunken neighbors, oysters, and pee in my minivan..
I was in bed, ready for a night of  zombie, horses and trap discussion, when I get a text from my friend.. She tells me she needs my help, to please go to her house.. I should have used better judgment and sent my husband, but I went.. Her husband and his father had spent a night at the redneck oyster bar, drinking, well who would have guessed a fight ensued with some college boys.. She wanted me to help her go get them before P.D took them for an over night visit to the drunk tank.. Well after cajoling, threatening, and finally physical force, we got their drunk asses in the minivan.. Well about half way home, there is this unmistakable stench of urine, wafting up through the car.. That drunk, grown man peed his pants.. So after we rolled them out on drunk daddy's lawn, I had to try and clean human urine off my seat.. I can deal with drunk folks, if I am drunk, but when I am sober, I do not have the patience, and no tolerance for grown people peeing in my car!! LoL.. My dog's don't even pee in the car!! Life in hillbilly land..

erin....erin....erin!!! Say it isn't so!  Where was your man? Why would he let you go on a venture like that?  The Worst part of the whole story is, the flat waste of a good Aphrodisiac, like Oysters. Oysters are loaded with Zinc, which produces sperm in the male body.  Wasted on 2 Drunken Ass "Piss Pants". Take your vehicle to the car wash and really give the seats a twice over with the high pressure nozzle. Then air it dry, and put it up FOR SALE!.  Don't you ever get involved in a situation like that. Let the drunks take care of themselves. A friend would never get you involved in a mess like that.

Well, my friend didn't realize her husband and his dad were quite in such splendid form.. Next time we both agreed that they would be S.O.L  We left them on his dad's lawn, she hasn't even spoken to her husband yet.. I felt bad for my husband, he had worked a 12 hour shift, and had to be back up at  5 a.m so I was trying to be nice and let him sleep.. But, lesson has been learnt!! Luckily my middle seats pull all the way out, it's been washed and re washed LoL.. I haven't even told my husband, I'd never hear the end of it!! 
I feel bad for my friend, she married very young, hasn't had the best home life, growing up, has never been out of this little area.. He is one of those, dinner better be done, house cleaned.. Even though she works full time also.. I aggravate him by always pointing out his bullshit LoL.. He isn't used to women folk who speak their minds.. hahaha...

Sometimes the "Womanfolk" have to run the show. If there are no children, your friend should dump Pissboy and get away from the Loser.  If your man mentions the smell of piss in the vehicle, you will have to say, these f'n dogs!  Kinda like in the movie "10" when the old lady would fart, they would hit the dog.

I agree,
my ole lady always blames it on the dog.

Great video.  Is that the video u were  having trouble loading
which female?  G one?  Lol
where did all the trees go?  
No wood to keep yllowrose warm!

I will bring my big Kong so I can play Daddy's girl game!
😍
yr

Erin: saw a book at Barnes n Noble yesterday entitled "why men LOVE bitches"

maybe I need to go back and quick read it?  ya think!

Burn that book! Be nice to Burt.....................Yes YR, that's the video. You will meet Old Girl next month. She is Gucci's daughter. The film and pics are when we lived in Colorado
http://www.pedigreedatabase.com/german_shepherd_dog/dog.html?id=426171-whirling-thunders-wilma