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by AandA on 14 August 2008 - 16:08
Ol' Groucho had some great ones:
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Go! And never darken my towels again.
AandA
by triodegirl on 14 August 2008 - 18:08
Never get too personally involved in your own life.
by justcurious on 14 August 2008 - 23:08
my son just read this to me, it's from someone's sig. line on a gamer forum - he thought this was very funny and it seemed to fit this thread:)
"Never argue with an idiot, they will bring you down to their level, and then beat you with experience."
by jletcher18 on 14 August 2008 - 23:08
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what your up to.
my dad,
john
by yellowrose of Texas on 15 August 2008 - 09:08
"Got Milk?"
by cueman on 16 August 2008 - 03:08
You don't need to be a Weather Man, to know which way the wind blowes- Bob Dylan lyrics
by Sam1427 on 16 August 2008 - 04:08
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain.
by Jyl on 16 August 2008 - 08:08
This is one that my boyfriend got off of a gun forum he is on all the time....
'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'
by Jyl on 16 August 2008 - 08:08
This is one I like....
Grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people i had to kill today cuz they pissed me off
by Jyl on 16 August 2008 - 09:08
"In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog." - Edward Hoagland
"If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either." - Unknown
"To err is human, to forgive, canine." - Unknown
"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." - Henry Wheeler Shaw
"I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles." - Steven Wright
"Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of ther universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made." - Roger Caras
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." - Unknown
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." - Mark Twain
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