itching started suddenly since a month now - Page 3

 Blitzen,

You crack me up!!! If Capt. Mike does not do a dippin as you suggest, these little buggers will be apluckin HIM!!! Flea collar for private parts.....now that would be hilarious!! But I am not sure it would kill this organism....

Maybe some of the mates will give it a try and let us know. LOL

I have to study. Good night!

Capt Mike, quarantine for you i think!

Aye me has t' say t' lassys from this wonderful board be givin' t' best medical advice thar be Aye. From their lips t' God's ear it be true Aye. Me couldnt take it n' more. T' itchin' be unbearable.Aye Me went t' t' Free Clinic this morn when t' Health Dept opened Aye. Turns out t' lassys here be correct aye! t' doc said me had t' Crabs and t' Clap just like me beauty Blitzen said aye. T' doc said me had another ailment aye. he says me has somethin' called a rare STD? me tell ye this not t' first time me been called rare aye. me blushed when t' nurse had t' shave me like a small lad aye. then just like me Beauty Blitzen said me was dipped and given this Trimox t' take aye. t' damn doc says me cant drink grog or have t' company o' any lasss for 10 days Arrrrrr. me be happy t' let ye all know that me be havin' a eighty five percent decrease in me "lice ratio" since last night AYE! it be hard for me t' stay out o' t' Chum Bucket Pub for 10 days but with theAhoy!port from me Beauties here me will survive Aye!

Evening Capt. Glad to hear the itching has decreased somewhat, though quite how the lovely ladies that frequent the Chum Bucket will survive without you for ten days, goodness only knows. They will be heartbroken, but on the plus side, they will be a lot less itchy!