Fresh Fish - Page 4

AYE!! ye be speakin about that 3rd generation GSD Man little fudgepacker Timme Helser? That Bilge Rat should have been carved up and port for Chum years ago. if only i could run me cutlas thru that thievin' little knicker smeller's ribs Aye!

Oh dear. This thread is definitely heading towards the gutter, full speed ahead, sigh. I'd sure hate to think of my silk scarf fastened to anything less hygienic than a jousting rod! errrrgghhh... Not a pretty visual! Sooner or later I am betting our friend TH is going to be keel-hauled. If I were him I think I'd avoid port cities.

WARTS???? Deary me. Deary, deary me.

SS

Gettin  pretty gorrey there, my friend...hummmm with the holidays a comin' , the turkeys are all gobblin' for fear of losing their pretty little heads, might be a good thing to stay on the high ground and little afraid of the pier side....huh...save your pretty little silk scarf.....better things on the horizen....>>>>>>

***I hear it is a lifetime affliction....means you can't be called a perfect a**hole any more! jh

Kalibeck- oh, that's bad!!!!!  But funny!

Aye! please tell me such fine lassys aren't funnin me about me afflictions? Arrrr any sphincter problems be in t' past AYE!! its true me lassys, thar not be much that a good dose o' Trimox, Pen, and Cephalexin, and a couple new jars o' Bag Balm can't cure.Aye!!

One word---

QUARENTEEN!

Bag balm:   you got cows there? too?     ship ah hoy           Oreosssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Aye Yellow Rose! what jack tar worth his salt doesn't keep a few tins o' Bag Balm and Pulvex on deck? t' Utters just can't compare Arrrrr!