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by Papas Fritas on 01 September 2010 - 17:09
Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a vodka and cranberry along with a quiet conversation with Jesus.
This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day. I said, "Jesus, why do I work so hard?"
And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family.
You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather."
I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil."
And the reply was: "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad."
I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning question, so I asked it. "Jesus," I said, "what is the meaning of life?
Why am I here?"
He replied: "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone.
I would love to chat with you some more, señor, but for now - I must finish your lawn....
I have a couple more houses to do yet... "

by Two Moons on 01 September 2010 - 17:09
Fucking idiots.

by raymond on 01 September 2010 - 17:09

by Red Sable on 01 September 2010 - 17:09
LOL Papas

by Papas Fritas on 01 September 2010 - 17:09


by Sock Puppet on 01 September 2010 - 17:09
We are all idiots. Right Moons?
Raymond grow a bag and tell us about this great church.
by beetree on 01 September 2010 - 17:09
Baptist Dog?
A Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog. Ever mindful of the congregation, they knew the dog must also be a Baptist.
They visited kennel after kennel and explained their needs. Finally, they found a kennel whose owner assured them he had just the dog they wanted. The owner brought the dog to meet the pastor and his wife.
"Fetch the Bible," he commanded. The dog bounded to the bookshelf, scrutinized the books, located the Bible, and brought it to the owner.
"Now find Psalm 23," he commanded.
The dog dropped the Bible to the floor, and showing marvelous dexterity with his paws, leafed through and finding the correct passage, pointed to it with his paw.
The pastor and his wife were very impressed and purchased the dog.
That evening, a group of church members came to visit. The pastor and his wife began to show off the dog, having him locate several Bible verses. The visitors were very impressed.
One man asked, "Can he do regular dog tricks, too?"
"I haven't tried yet," the pastor replied.
He pointed his finger at the dog. "Heel!" the pastor commanded.
The dog immediately jumped on a chair, placed one paw on the pastor's forehead and began to howl.
The pastor looked at his wife in shock and said, "Good Lord! He's Pentecostal!"

by Two Moons on 01 September 2010 - 17:09
No manners and too much time on your hands.
You live here, what does that say.
You corrupt everything you can get your hands on for entertainment.
You can't help it, this is who you are.
this is the essence of your life.
You can't even discuss a topic without this need you have to stir shit.
You piss people off.
You pissed me off today.
Tomorrow you'll piss off someone else.
Do you have any friends in the real world at all.
9 of 10

by Sock Puppet on 01 September 2010 - 18:09
Real friends?
I was born into this world by myself and it is how I will leave.
Hey whatever I guess Moons has spoken.
by Dex on 01 September 2010 - 18:09
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