Understanding what is the meaning of life - Page 36

Pedigree Database

Premium classified

This is a placeholder text
Group text

Premium classified

This is a placeholder text
Group text

Premium classified

This is a placeholder text
Group text

Premium classified

This is a placeholder text
Group text

Papas Fritas

by Papas Fritas on 01 September 2010 - 17:09

Subject: Talking with Jesus...

Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a vodka and cranberry along with a quiet conversation with Jesus.

This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day. I said, "Jesus, why do I work so hard?"

And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family.
You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather."

I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil."

And the reply was: "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad."

I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning question, so I asked it. "Jesus," I said, "what is the meaning of life?
Why am I here?"

He replied: "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone.
I would love to chat with you some more, señor, but for now - I must finish your lawn....
I have a couple more houses to do yet... "

Two Moons

by Two Moons on 01 September 2010 - 17:09

Why don't you two go off somewhere together and leave the rest of the world at peace.

Fucking idiots.


raymond

by raymond on 01 September 2010 - 17:09

POST YOUR EVIDENCE LIAR!

Red Sable

by Red Sable on 01 September 2010 - 17:09

LOL Papas


Papas Fritas

by Papas Fritas on 01 September 2010 - 17:09

Glad you liked it!

Sock Puppet

by Sock Puppet on 01 September 2010 - 17:09

Yeah Moons.

We are all idiots.  Right Moons?

Raymond grow a bag and tell us about this great church.

by beetree on 01 September 2010 - 17:09

Baptist Dog?

A Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog. Ever mindful of the congregation, they knew the dog must also be a Baptist.

They visited kennel after kennel and explained their needs. Finally, they found a kennel whose owner assured them he had just the dog they wanted. The owner brought the dog to meet the pastor and his wife.

"Fetch the Bible," he commanded. The dog bounded to the bookshelf, scrutinized the books, located the Bible, and brought it to the owner.

"Now find Psalm 23," he commanded.

The dog dropped the Bible to the floor, and showing marvelous dexterity with his paws, leafed through and finding the correct passage, pointed to it with his paw.

The pastor and his wife were very impressed and purchased the dog.

That evening, a group of church members came to visit. The pastor and his wife began to show off the dog, having him locate several Bible verses. The visitors were very impressed.

One man asked, "Can he do regular dog tricks, too?"

"I haven't tried yet," the pastor replied.

He pointed his finger at the dog. "Heel!" the pastor commanded.

The dog immediately jumped on a chair, placed one paw on the pastor's forehead and began to howl.

The pastor looked at his wife in shock and said, "Good Lord! He's Pentecostal!"


Two Moons

by Two Moons on 01 September 2010 - 17:09

Yeah your fucking idiots, losers with no clue about the meaning of life.
No manners and too much time on your hands.
You live here, what does that say.
You corrupt everything you can get your hands on for entertainment.

You can't help it, this is who you are.
this is the essence of your life.

You can't even discuss a topic without this need you have to stir shit.
You piss people off.

You pissed me off today.

Tomorrow you'll piss off someone else.
Do you have any friends in the real world at all.

9 of 10

Sock Puppet

by Sock Puppet on 01 September 2010 - 18:09

10 of 10 including you.

Real friends?

I was born into this world by myself and it is how I will leave.

Hey whatever I guess Moons has spoken.

by Dex on 01 September 2010 - 18:09

No-one has the ultimate answer to what the meaning of life actually is. Life is what you make it, no more, no less. It religion is your 'thing' and gives purpose then fine. If working your dog is your pupose in life then thats fine too. The only fact we know is our bodies die sooner or later. If people want to spend whatever time having their idea of worthwhile discussions and get all deep and meaningful about it then fine, but I couldn't care less and just live my life as it happens without spending lots of time wondering why I am here, ie. I just get on with it which I think is what most people do. Spend too much time pondering questions as to why we exist and time will pass you by without having made use of the it to do things we could have done while we are on this earth.





 


Contact information  Disclaimer  Privacy Statement  Copyright Information  Terms of Service  Cookie policy  ↑ Back to top