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by Gator113 on 04 February 2009 - 03:02
He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It's a very handy thing," God told the couple, whom he found under an apple tree.
"I was wondering if either one of you wanted the ability".
Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to, please oh please, oh please, let me have the ability, It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the snow! Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please..."
On and on he went like an excited little boy who had to pee.
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should have it.
It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy and really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability.
And so Adam was given the ability to control the direction of his micturition while in a vertical position.
Adam was so happy that he celebrated by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest to him, while laughing with delight all the while.
It was so good. "Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of leftover gifts, "What's left here? Oh yes, multiple orgasms..."
; >)
by Pharaoh on 04 February 2009 - 05:02
The centripetal /centrifugal force and inertia acting upon the water and "contents" after flushinge the toilet causes particles of the "contents" to become airborne (aerosole effect) and can contaminate things for some distance with E.coli....like your toothbrush.
Well, how about you standing there breathing in the molecules of the "contents" when you flush without putting the lid down first. If you can smell it, you are breathing in particules of "it".
DUH!!!!!!! and Ewwwwwww! and Yuck!!!!!!
For some people, washing hands afterwards is "optional" and in some cultures considered silly.
I can't imagine thinking it is a good idea to have and open sewer in your house.
Basic public heath.
Michele
by jayne241 on 04 February 2009 - 08:02
by beetree on 05 February 2009 - 21:02
Hey, it happens! Mine likes it best from a fresh flush, something about the sound of running water....
by raymond on 05 February 2009 - 21:02
by beetree on 05 February 2009 - 21:02
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