Prayers please - Page 3

anyway she has eaten a bar of soap?

how is puppy today?

regards,

Tracie.

Correctamundo, 4pack- Exactly what I worry about-! I'm not sure where the bar of soap came into the picture....but this am she is acting better, not at all listless, she ate a can of the prescriptive diet for Carl last night, I said give her a tablespoon, he gave her a whole can.......sigh.......but she will not eat  the prescription dog food this morning, doesn't even want water. Got the pepcid & metronidazole down her throat. She took a little drink after that. She did take a couple tiny little pieces of lamb, shaved off of a roast leg of lamb. I was careful not to include any fat or garlic. She is acting bright & happy, mucus membranes are moist, eyes bright, not staring, she's peed a couple of times.........has not moved her bowels...........I don't know what to think. Updated the vet, they said give it time.....I remain very worried, Carl says I'm giving her stress. He's giving ME stress! Thanks for asking! jackie harris

valerian for you and half a bottle of rescue remedy lol

And a Xanax! jh

My friend sent this to me with instructions to 'lighten up'    thought I'd share...........

The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil ....You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one.

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?'

When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'

But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.

'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'

Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'

The nun fainted                   jh



 

Ha hahahahah ha ha, funny stuff!

LOL Good one :)

kalibeck too funny lmao

LMFAO nice one