We all do it, but will you admit it? - Page 2

LOL! This is a really funny thread!!!

Aslon(aka) - Azzy Moo, MooMoo head, bighead

Frony(aka) - Fatback Frony, Fron Ron, Fat Girl

Gina(aka) - Gina Weena, Geeeena

Anne(aka) - Anne Bananee, Mooshky

Calibra(aka) - Leebee Lou, Licky Licky

All puppies born here(aka) - Monkey Monk, Chunky Monks, Licky Licker

 

Heike - "Heike-Weike, Crazy bitch, little mommy, wild thing, Anal leakage".

 

Mikki- "Mikkermoo, Mik-Mik, Boo-Boo, Big Boober, Fart Master"

 

Kirsche- "Girlie, big momma, sweet thing"

 

Dax (11 weeks old)- "Little Man, Heathen"

 

Heathen is a general term I use for all puppies.

LEAH = pips, peedlepee,snipits

SYE= oods, wolfie ,bad bum

PEPPA= peedlepeed ,peps

WICKET= stinky bum, McChibins

mine also respond extremely well to.........................sorry guys

for f*>ks sake

tw@ 

OMG what have you done,

bloody dog

oh no

most of these are directed at my rescue who drives me madbut i wouldn't change him !!!

and a list of other profanities that to be perfectly honest are far worse than those listed my gran would turn in her grave.

Not quite so rude as some but ours are Alegría - Ale, Ali, Alibaba, Baba (answers to all) Arwen - Fatso (Shes not fat but a big girl!), Arwensita, Sita Young puppies usually get called Sausage here!

Male Sch 3:  "Boo Boo"  "Butt-head" 

 

5 month old female puppy:    "Cutie", 'Youobnoxiousbitch!! , Damn you!!,

Here we go...

Sky - Sky-guyyyyy, Mister Attitude, Snarly-marly, little sh ithead

Axl - big boy, big babyyy, mister lady lover, super whiner, Axl-maxl, mister kisses

Tonga - honey-bunny, cuty pie, miss smarty pants, miss dirty nose (she always has a ring of dirt around her nose)

Too funny but a great topic..

Rana - Captian Fuzzyhead (don't ask)

Lena - Beans, leeny

Axel - A**hole, shaft, stud dog

Coco - Coo, puff, Coco Chanel

Eve - Evalicious, Evil one

Val - Dumb bunny

Andy- Andy MAN, An-An

Chili- Chili willy, Chills, Chili girl

Roman- Romey and Poopy mouth (he used to steal my daughters dirty diapers and have a feast )

The things we say to our dogs,   when I curse them they know because they will look away or lower their heads, but if I'm kidding and just amusing myself they get that little prance to their step and all is good, sometimes you can see them smile.   They understand my emotion rather than the language.

Maximum  (aka)  Maxie, Blackie,Trailer trash, Inbred Tennessee trailer trash, and asshole but only when I'm really angry.

Madeline (aka)   Maddie, Bitch, Little bitch, Mean hateful bitch when she's dominating the pack.

Midnite   (aka)    Sweetie, Fatso, Psycho.

Caras    (aka)    Indy,  Nut ball, Little kraut, and Dumb ass but only occassionaly.

They all are called things like sweety, big baby, or dumbass depending on the situation at that moment, and these are my kid's!!  You should hear what I call the dog's !!    LOL...   just kidding.

Of course when they are good and in my face getting the love they are all Sweethart. 

You guys are killing me. LOL...

I guess I had a few other not-so-G-rated names...but I think you have them covered...LOLOL....