TICK SEASON? - Page 2

Das Kapitan, they don't have Lowes in Deutschland now do they?

Aye Preston! Lad, ye be a man among men, as well as a scholar and a gentleman aye. Not a thing gets by ye keen eye!

A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Lowe's customers. Over t' last month me became a victim o' a clever scam while out shoppin'. Simply goin' out t' get suppplies has turned out t' be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough t' think it couldn't happen t' you or your buckos. Here's how t' scam works: Two seriously good-lookin' 20-21 year-old lasss come over t' your car as you are packin' your shoppin' into t' trunk. They both start wipin' your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost fallin' out o' their skimpy T-shirts. It be impossible not t' look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride t' another Lowe's. You agree and they get in t' aft seat. On t' way, they start undressin'. Then one o' them climbs over into t' fore seat and starts crawlin' all over you, while t' other one steals your wallet.Aye!!!    Me had me wallet stolen Feb. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on t' 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also March 1st,  twice on t' 2nd three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcomin' weekend. So tell your buckos t' be careful.
 

AYE mate,  I just remembered I have some plumbing thats in need of repair, Lowes it is YO HO!

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Thanks Capt.

The little bugger bit me twice and not in a very convenient place.  The dogs usually get Frontline and I use a lot of Permanone?   I think thats right.    Its too damned early for ticks!