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by Slamdunc on 12 February 2010 - 04:02
Dodie,
Thanks Maggie and Raymond.. It is good to know that there are atleast two people with common sense to understand where I was comming from.
Now, that is hysterical. LMAO Sorry, but what they have I wouldn't label as common sense. They may agree with you on this but even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. I wouldn't call it common sense.
If they agree with you on anything else or if you think they still have common sense in the morning seek professional help right away. I'm sure Maggie has the names of several therapists to recommend, avoid all of those. They are obviously no good.
JMO,
Jim
Thanks Maggie and Raymond.. It is good to know that there are atleast two people with common sense to understand where I was comming from.
Now, that is hysterical. LMAO Sorry, but what they have I wouldn't label as common sense. They may agree with you on this but even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. I wouldn't call it common sense.
If they agree with you on anything else or if you think they still have common sense in the morning seek professional help right away. I'm sure Maggie has the names of several therapists to recommend, avoid all of those. They are obviously no good.
JMO,
Jim
by George the Retard on 12 February 2010 - 05:02
balled wonder!!!?
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by Slamdunc on 12 February 2010 - 05:02
maggie,
LMAO, surely you can do better than that. I've been called lots of things, by lots of people but that's not one of them. Certainly you can do better.
Jim
LMAO, surely you can do better than that. I've been called lots of things, by lots of people but that's not one of them. Certainly you can do better.
Jim
by Slamdunc on 12 February 2010 - 05:02
Maggie,
Recognized yourself in another post, eh. I knew you would - hahaha
I have no idea what post you are talking about or what you are talking about. Often you don't make sense. But I guess you are old and it's getting late for you, get a good nights sleep and take your Geritol.
Jim
Recognized yourself in another post, eh. I knew you would - hahaha
I have no idea what post you are talking about or what you are talking about. Often you don't make sense. But I guess you are old and it's getting late for you, get a good nights sleep and take your Geritol.
Jim
by MaggieMae on 12 February 2010 - 05:02
....a policeman......un-freakin' believable.....such a manly man (snicker, snicker). More like Barney Fife.
Oh do tell us all about the manly things you did at work today .....can you write at least 10 paragraphs instead of your usual 8.....we so much want to hear every freakin' detail. LMAO
Oh do tell us all about the manly things you did at work today .....can you write at least 10 paragraphs instead of your usual 8.....we so much want to hear every freakin' detail. LMAO
by George the Retard on 12 February 2010 - 06:02
maggie,
you are sick.
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you are sick.
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by Slamdunc on 12 February 2010 - 06:02
Sorry, if I bored you. I know it was a working dog related thread and that really doesn't interest you. So don't click on it, like the rest of us are told on your OT threads. You certainly don't have to read it, after all it was about dogs. We know that you have nothing of interest to say about dogs. Maggie are you really a troubled man posting under a woman's name? I don't believe you are a woman, I think you post under an alter ego enjoying the anonymity of the Internet.
You still haven't said what post you were referring too earlier. I must say I am really tired of your endless drivel on every other topic. But that's just me, I'm sure there is at least one person on the forum glued to your every post.
Jim
Maggie, please post 2 paragraphs or 2 sentences about your exciting life and the great things you did today. I'd love to hear it.
You still haven't said what post you were referring too earlier. I must say I am really tired of your endless drivel on every other topic. But that's just me, I'm sure there is at least one person on the forum glued to your every post.
Jim
Maggie, please post 2 paragraphs or 2 sentences about your exciting life and the great things you did today. I'd love to hear it.
by MaggieMae on 12 February 2010 - 06:02
Thank you, thank you very much (in my Elvis voice, of course).
by Slamdunc on 12 February 2010 - 06:02
Ok, this is really childish now. Could you please post 2 sentences detailing the highlight of your day or some aspect of your exciting life? Perhaps you could describe the joy that drinking ensure gives you.
I bet these are some of the usual highlights for someone your age:
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. (well no one would pay anyway)
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.,( well who could stand being locked in a room with you?)
3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, 'Did I wake you?'
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. (in your case just crazy)
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
9. You can live without sex but not without glasses. (no comment needed, Ronnie?)
10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans, politics or everything else.
12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realise it. (mostly because you have no friends)
13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
15. You sing along with elevator music.
16. Your eyes won't get much worse.
17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either or you don't have any.
20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. We all know that's true.
And remember:
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
Jim
I bet these are some of the usual highlights for someone your age:
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. (well no one would pay anyway)
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.,( well who could stand being locked in a room with you?)
3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, 'Did I wake you?'
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. (in your case just crazy)
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
9. You can live without sex but not without glasses. (no comment needed, Ronnie?)
10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans, politics or everything else.
12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realise it. (mostly because you have no friends)
13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
15. You sing along with elevator music.
16. Your eyes won't get much worse.
17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either or you don't have any.
20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. We all know that's true.
And remember:
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
Jim
by Slamdunc on 12 February 2010 - 06:02
Oh, I forgot. Was that too long for you? It's not about dogs so it should be of interest.
Jim
Jim
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