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by clee27 on 25 April 2011 - 14:04
Yo mama's so hairy... you almost died of rug burns at birth!

by clee27 on 25 April 2011 - 14:04
Yo mama so fat she eats wheat thicks???

by clee27 on 25 April 2011 - 14:04
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach

by clee27 on 25 April 2011 - 14:04
Ummmmmm.... yo mama so fat I tried to swerve around her and ran out of gas, Ahaha! Come on... no one has a "yo mama" joke?

by clee27 on 25 April 2011 - 15:04
Yo mama so fat even Jesus couldn't lift her spirit....

by Myracle on 25 April 2011 - 15:04
Yo momma so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

by clee27 on 25 April 2011 - 15:04
LMBO! Had to look up the word Patronus, educational and funny!

by Myracle on 25 April 2011 - 15:04
Yeah, I'm a geek.

by clee27 on 25 April 2011 - 15:04
I text that to my daughter and she was mortified that I had to look the word up, lol. She thought it was hilarious as well... only she didn't have to look it up to get it! I impress her regularly with my geography skills as well ;D

by ziegenfarm on 25 April 2011 - 18:04
reported joke to chelsea clinton:
"there's only three things in this world that scare me. osama, obama and yo mama."
pjp
"there's only three things in this world that scare me. osama, obama and yo mama."
pjp
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