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clee27

by clee27 on 25 April 2011 - 14:04

Yo mama's so hairy... you almost died of rug burns at birth!

clee27

by clee27 on 25 April 2011 - 14:04

Yo mama so fat she eats wheat thicks???

clee27

by clee27 on 25 April 2011 - 14:04

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach

clee27

by clee27 on 25 April 2011 - 14:04

Ummmmmm.... yo mama so fat I tried to swerve around her and ran out of gas, Ahaha! Come on... no one has a "yo mama" joke?

clee27

by clee27 on 25 April 2011 - 15:04

Yo mama so fat even Jesus couldn't lift her spirit....

Myracle

by Myracle on 25 April 2011 - 15:04

Yo momma so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

clee27

by clee27 on 25 April 2011 - 15:04

LMBO! Had to look up the word Patronus, educational and funny!

Myracle

by Myracle on 25 April 2011 - 15:04

Yeah, I'm a geek.

clee27

by clee27 on 25 April 2011 - 15:04

I text that to my daughter and she was mortified that I had to look the word up, lol. She thought it was hilarious as well... only she didn't have to look it up to get it! I impress her regularly with my geography skills as well ;D

ziegenfarm

by ziegenfarm on 25 April 2011 - 18:04

reported joke to chelsea clinton:

"there's only three things in this world that scare me.  osama, obama and yo mama."

pjp





 


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