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by clee27 on 28 April 2011 - 11:04
Okay, I don't have clever ones like you, that's funny Mudwick! How about... Yo mama breath so bad, I don't know whether to give her toothpaste or toilet paper... yo mama so dirty, she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out and said "I'll wait" ... come on, that's funny. Thanks for giving me some new material
by Ruger1 on 28 April 2011 - 12:04
With all do respect for moms...this is funny...: )
Yo momma is so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers....: )
by clee27 on 28 April 2011 - 12:04
Very funny! I have mad respect for mamas, especially since I am one and I have a mom that takes care of us, lol! This is how my husband and I solve our differences... you know, a yo mama joke off. We also have dance offs if it's really serious =) so here's another... Yo mama so dumb, she has one toe and she went out an' bought herself some flip flops
by 4pack on 28 April 2011 - 14:04
Yo momma so fat her belt size is equator.
by Scarlet Akai on 28 April 2011 - 17:04
hmmm i think some of my yo mama jokes are kinda old but.....
Yo mama so stupid when someone told her it was chilly outside she went grabbed a bowl
Yo mama so fat she when she sat on a quarter she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose
Yo mama so fat she affects the tides
Yo mama so ugly she froze Medusa
Yo mama so ugly her shadow quit
Yo mama so ugly when she walks by a bathroom all the toilets flush
Yo mama's A$$ so fat she's taller when she sits down
Yo mama so stupid when someone told her it was chilly outside she went grabbed a bowl
Yo mama so fat she when she sat on a quarter she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose
Yo mama so fat she affects the tides
Yo mama so ugly she froze Medusa
Yo mama so ugly her shadow quit
Yo mama so ugly when she walks by a bathroom all the toilets flush
Yo mama's A$$ so fat she's taller when she sits down
by clee27 on 28 April 2011 - 22:04
Ahaha! Great ones 4pack and SA!! SA one of yours reminded me of this one.... Yo mama so ugly she can't even get the tide to take her out! Haha
by goodwink on 02 May 2011 - 00:05
I got these from my 16 year old...
Yo mamas so fat she is on BOTH sides of your family!!!
Hee Hee!
Yo mamas so fat she is on BOTH sides of your family!!!
Hee Hee!
by goodwink on 02 May 2011 - 00:05
Yo mamma has more "chins" than a chinese phone book!!!!
by goodwink on 02 May 2011 - 00:05
Yo mammas so big, she can stand on the corner and sell shade!!!
by goodwink on 02 May 2011 - 13:05
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