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by Bob McKown on 26 February 2009 - 11:02
I found a flaw in your answer what if it,s said follow this question from our wives, "Does this dress make my arse look big" good lord I,d rather cut off a finger then answwer that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by steve1 on 26 February 2009 - 13:02
I would rather Lie, Then walk three paces in front of her
Steve
by missbeeb on 26 February 2009 - 13:02
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was
allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence
we have 'the rule of thumb.
Mmmmm... so much for you guys!
by beetree on 26 February 2009 - 13:02
by missbeeb on 26 February 2009 - 13:02
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
by steve1 on 26 February 2009 - 14:02
Not good for us Guys then, But our charm will always win you Girls over
Steve
by ShelleyR on 26 February 2009 - 14:02
SS
by beetree on 27 February 2009 - 02:02
Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Tony that because he cheated on his income taxes, the only way he can enter Heaven is to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years.
A few days later, as Tony's walking in the park with his stupid, hideous new girlfriend, he spots his friend John with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous woman. "John, what happened?" Tony asks.
"I have no idea," John replies. "I was told I have five years of amazing sex to look forward to. The only thing I don't understand is why she always yells 'Damn income taxes!' whenever we have sex."
by RONNIERUNCO on 27 February 2009 - 03:02
THESE ARE THE 9 WORDS BEETREE TELLS ME. NOT NOW RONNIE. PUT IT AWAY. EYE MUFFS RONNIE.
by beetree on 27 February 2009 - 13:02
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