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by CrysBuck25 on 26 February 2009 - 05:02
My husband's cousin is a Nashville songwriter, and one song he wrote talks about the deadly question; "What are you thinking about?' Asked, of course, on the wedding night, after bedroom action. She asks him the trick question, and he foolishly answers what he's really thinking about...
Sleeping on the couch that night, it hits him that the answer to the question should always be "I'M THINKING ABOUT YOU."
Crys
by jayne241 on 26 February 2009 - 07:02
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
This is actually very easy to understand if you like basketball. It's quite simple: It's five minutes game time.
As in, "I'll be right there honey, there's only five minutes left in the game!"
by Videx on 26 February 2009 - 08:02
That one, like so many other comments and questions from a loved one, are so very obvious, that if a guy gets THEM wrong, he sure deserves ALL the hell his woman gives him!
by steve1 on 26 February 2009 - 09:02
That way there can be no arguements,
Your life will be one of work and toil for saying those words, but you will not get any ear ache, and that alone is worth all the Toil us poor fellows do
Steve
by Videx on 26 February 2009 - 10:02
by missbeeb on 26 February 2009 - 10:02
A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.
A Gamekeeper shouts,
'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's fu' ae coo's shite an pish!'
The man replies,
'My Good fellow, I'm from England . Could you repeat that in English for me'
The keeper replies,
'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way!!!
by missbeeb on 26 February 2009 - 10:02
Sorry... I had to delete, as I couldn't get it to post properly!
by missbeeb on 26 February 2009 - 10:02
: After 20 years of marriage......
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After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and started to watch the tv. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'That was wonderful. Why did you stop?' by missbeeb on 26 February 2009 - 10:02 He said, "I've found the remote!" by steve1 on 26 February 2009 - 10:02 Missbeeb YESss, But i am not in that postition yet by a long way  Videx Your right, But best to stand by an open door should the occasion arise, for a quick exit Steve Contact information Disclaimer Privacy Statement Copyright Information Terms of Service Cookie policy ↑ Back to top |