OMG RONNIE!!!! - Page 2

PLEASE LET ME BEGIN BY SAYING IM SORRY FOR LEADING ON ANY OF THE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS HERE ON THE DB. STINKY AND I HAD A ROCKY SPELL A WHILE BACK. SHE WAS STEPPING OUT ON ME WITH THE FRY COOK AT POPEYES. ALL THAT IS BEHIND US NOW. THE FUTURE IS SO BRIGHT I HAVE TO WEAR SHADES. WHEN IT COMES TO DINKY ALL OFFERS ARE CONSIDERED. CASH IS GREAT BUT WILL CONSIDER TRADES ALSO. THE OLD PACER IS ACTING UP AGAIN SO AUTO REPAIR IS A REAL POSSIBILITY. STINKY GAVE ME SOME GREAT NEWS LAST NIGHT. IT SEEMS THAT SOON WE WILL BE HEARING THE PITTER PATTER OF LITTLE FEET.  YES ITS TRUE. STINKYS DWARF MOTHER BUNNY IS COMING TO LIVE WITH US. AN EXTRA PERSON IN THE HOUSEHOLD MEANS MORE FOOD STAMPS SO THATS A GOOD DEAL. I HAVE A BIG NIGHT PLANNED FOR MAY 24. I AM TAKING STINKY UP TO SCOTTSBORO FOR THE BIG NWA BRAWL FOR IT ALL. WHEN STINKY WATCHES THE MATCHES SHE GETS SO HOT. IF ANYONE ELSE IS GOING PM ME AND MAYBE WE CAN GET A CARPOOL AND A PARTY SET UP http://www.ultimatenwa.com/

Ronnie,
Would Dinkie like a little dark meat?
I have a hot black bitch who's very itchy and has that seasoned yeasty aroma you so love much.
She cowboys but prefers doggie.
Moons.

MR MOONS I DONT KNOW ABOUT DINKIE BUT STINKY JUST READ YOUR REPLY AND IS ALL HOT AND BOTHERED. MR MOONS HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED DATING A VERY SHORT GAL NAMED BUNNY.

Only if I can hold her up without damage to my spine and she doesn't talk too much.

There is a girl that works at our local KFC and when I buy chicken she is always giving me the eye and shy glances?? ronnie does your gal pal like fat guys? 

Did anyone see the girls on youtube bathing in the sinks at KFC ?

Bob,
I'd watch out for the deep fryer.   Ya never know if a lady likes to eat before or after.

DOESN'T ANYBODY COMMIT these days?   I smelled skunk last night, Ronnie, and I thought of you!  Here I was gettin' ready to fry up a skillet of my Louisianna Gramma's  (secret family recipe), Southern Fried chicken! DINKY would have 'd the leftovers, KFC would be a distant, dumpster memory!

And as for Stinky, you owe me the truth, it was her buns wasn't it??? I just couldn't compete with that!!!

BOB I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK. THE PROBLEM WITH ME BEING A TAG TEAM MEMBER IS THE ONLY PERSON I HAVE EVER WRESTLED WITH IS STINKY. HOW ABOUT I BE YOUR MANAGER LIKE PAUL E. BEARER USED TO BE FOR THE UNDERTAKER. I COULD WEAR A WHITE COLONEL SANDERS SUIT AND GO BY THE NAME RONNIE SANDERS. WE CAN SAY THE COLONEL WAS MY GRANDDADDY. THIS WAY I CAN TALK ALL KINDS OF TRASH AND CHEAT FOR YOU OUTSIDE THE RING. I WILL BE ABLE TO SLIP YOU OBJECTS TO HURT YOUR OPPONENT WITH. WE WOULD HAVE TO COME UP WITH A CATCHY NAME AND FLASHY OUTFIT FOR YOU.  MAYBE SOMETHING LIKE THE WINGER OR THE BIG BUCKET. IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE IN THE MONTGOMERY AREA WE CAN HOOK UP AND MAKE PLANS. WE CAN DOUBLE WITH STINKY AND BUNNY. YOU ARE RIGHT OF COURSE ABOUT THE KFC GIRLS. THE WRESTLING WILL GET THEM HOTTER THAN A VAT OF BOILING OIL.