Nine words women use - Page 2

David thank you for these, having often said them to my hubby or if not said, at least thought them, I am with the rest of the girls with this one, really too funny !
All I need to remember now is to use them as written replies to some of this boards posters!!
Regards
Sue

Don't forget the 3 most important words that you should say to your wife when she comes home from work...................................

"You've lost weight!"

Jim

missbeeb:

                   Surley a women as pure at heart as your self would never mince words to the man that cared so much for her, Never a cross word or dipped brow toward the one who loves her so deeply? Tell all these other trollops that true women of only the finest qualities would never test there loved ones with harlet trickery as this... 

hehehehe

Oh my goodness missbeeb, your such a character, I can't stop laughing. What a sense of humor  you all have.

 

Debbie

Mystere, what are you doing giving away more secrets? HAHAHAHA

Here is how it is in my part of the world:

Marrying A Chicago Girl

 Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had
 given their new wives duties.
 The first man had married a woman from Tennessee and bragged that he
 had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house
 cleaning.
 He said it took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to
 a clean house and the dishes were done.
 The second man had married a woman from Florida .
 He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all
 the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
 On that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it
 was better.
 By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had
 a huge dinner on the table.
  The third man married a girl fr om Chicago . He told her that her
 duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
 laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
  He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
 didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had
 gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye; enough to
 fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a
 landscaper.