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by Ninja181 on 20 August 2012 - 20:08
Help I can't find my teleprompters!
What's a budget? We ain't got none.
What's a budget? We ain't got none.
by Keith Grossman on 20 August 2012 - 20:08
A budget that pads the pockets of the wealthy at the expense of everyone else is not a real budget. Middle class people who support this type of thing are gullible fools.
by Blitzen on 20 August 2012 - 20:08
You win, Ninja, I don't even want to try to top that one; it's not funny any more.
by BabyEagle4U on 20 August 2012 - 21:08
Ohhh gezzz this morning we got the list .. Soo this afternoon I bought one of these !! 
LMAO
Submitted by entropypressStAt on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 13:44
Delegates
PROHIBITED ITEMS
As a condition of entry, the following items are inadmissible for safety and security reasons and will not be permitted within the security perimeter established for the 2012 Republican National Convention.
*Weapons, firearms or knives (regardless of size)
*Plastic replicas of weapons (including toy guns)
*Explosives / Fireworks
*Baseballs
*Umbrellas (unless provided by the Committee on Arrangements or the 2021 Tampa Bay Host Committee)
*Strollers
*Poles and Sticks
*Laser lights and laser pointers
*Coolers
*Whole Fruit
*Containers of any type (bottles, cans, spray canisters)
*Aerosols
*Mace / Pepper Spray / tasers / stun guns, or similar devices
*Sharp and /or pointed objects : razor blades, scissors, knitting needles, screw drivers, etc.
*Leatherman or similar tools
*Whistles, noise makers, horns or drums, unless authorized by convention officials
*Banners, signs or placards
*Flashlights, unless authorized by the Committee on Arrangements Event Production or Security Divisions
*Unopened envelopes or packages(items must be open and available for inspection / screening)
*CAMCORDERS and cases, large cameras with lens (over four inches) - does NOT apply to media.
*Voice enchancement devices, such as bullhorns - does not apply to media
*Tripods for cameras - does not apply to media
*Backpacks or carry cases for binoculars, cameras - does not apply to media
LMAOList Of Prohibited Items at RNC Convention
Submitted by entropypressStAt on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 13:44
Delegates
PROHIBITED ITEMS
As a condition of entry, the following items are inadmissible for safety and security reasons and will not be permitted within the security perimeter established for the 2012 Republican National Convention.
*Weapons, firearms or knives (regardless of size)
*Plastic replicas of weapons (including toy guns)
*Explosives / Fireworks
*Baseballs
*Umbrellas (unless provided by the Committee on Arrangements or the 2021 Tampa Bay Host Committee)
*Strollers
*Poles and Sticks
*Laser lights and laser pointers
*Coolers
*Whole Fruit
*Containers of any type (bottles, cans, spray canisters)
*Aerosols
*Mace / Pepper Spray / tasers / stun guns, or similar devices
*Sharp and /or pointed objects : razor blades, scissors, knitting needles, screw drivers, etc.
*Leatherman or similar tools
*Whistles, noise makers, horns or drums, unless authorized by convention officials
*Banners, signs or placards
*Flashlights, unless authorized by the Committee on Arrangements Event Production or Security Divisions
*Unopened envelopes or packages(items must be open and available for inspection / screening)
*CAMCORDERS and cases, large cameras with lens (over four inches) - does NOT apply to media.
*Voice enchancement devices, such as bullhorns - does not apply to media
*Tripods for cameras - does not apply to media
*Backpacks or carry cases for binoculars, cameras - does not apply to media
by Blitzen on 20 August 2012 - 21:08
Enjoy the pat down LOL.
by beetree on 20 August 2012 - 21:08
I guess they won't be letting in anyone with a case of ripe tomatoes, will they? Whole fruit being banned...LOL ... those Washington Apples can be deadly, too. 
by BabyEagle4U on 20 August 2012 - 21:08
Can't be any worse than the airports. Gezzz everyone feels me up in one of those. Hopefully I don't get passed around at the RNC. LMAO I'll be with a group of 700+ Ron Paulers at the RNC - we came up with a plan for the Zyes - we all get a pair. (beings it's only 3 hours of recording time) LOL
This is gonna be sooo much fun !!! I hope my federal deputy escort is cute an sexy, he's all mine for 3 days !!!
This is gonna be sooo much fun !!! I hope my federal deputy escort is cute an sexy, he's all mine for 3 days !!!
by Blitzen on 20 August 2012 - 23:08
I wonder why there is no ban on whole veggies? A big head of cabbage can do a lot of damage and, hollowed out, it could conceal a deadly weapon like a broccoil or asparagus spear.
by SitasMom on 20 August 2012 - 23:08
TSA is now union... the patdowns will only get worse now......
by beetree on 21 August 2012 - 00:08
How so, Sitasmom? They'll just take their sweet time about? LOL
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