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by BabyEagle4U on 17 July 2011 - 21:07

she .. ran out the front door repeatedly yelling "help, help, I need someone to send smoke signals". Exhausted after a minute or two of hollerin' for help, her second dog "Duke" began to ..

by Chaz Reinhold on 17 July 2011 - 21:07

Piss on himself.

by Chaz Reinhold on 17 July 2011 - 21:07

And just as her neighbor came running to her rescue, she heard the faint sound of Hewey Louis playing on her alarm clock. She awoke to a heavy perspiration and a feeling of relief. That was not the kind of sleep she needed before her big day. She had a 9 am appt with her divorce lawyer, an 11:30 with the gyno, a 2pm lunch with her.old college roommate, Cynthia, and she had to stop by the mall to get new panties. So she rolled over, stretched, and slipped off her silk pink robe to take a shower.

by Ibrahim on 17 July 2011 - 21:07

In the shower she slipped and broke her arm

by Chaz Reinhold on 17 July 2011 - 21:07

"Damn" she said. That was the second prosthetic ARM she has broken in a month

by ggturner on 17 July 2011 - 22:07

As she reached down to pick up her arm, the phone rang.

by MAINLYMAX on 17 July 2011 - 23:07

Hello!

This is Felix Rodriguez...the Pima Sheriff's office is sending a hit squad.
Get into your car and drive to Sherry Cervi's Ranch. Take the classified
documents and hide the in your prosthetic arm. The ones
marked Che, Vatican, Noriega, Bush, Clinton and Chucks
Import services.....Hurry they are on their way!

by ShadyLady on 17 July 2011 - 23:07

She grabbed her purse and climbed into her car

by MAINLYMAX on 17 July 2011 - 23:07

She turned on her car radio just in time,..... to hear Pat Robinson
say the Iran /Contra story was a big fat lie. And Ole North
should have kept his big mouth shut.

by BabyEagle4U on 18 July 2011 - 00:07

Additionally the OnStar dashboard Advisor's voice came threw the speakers announcing the hit squad just entered a designated peacetime air route host of the US Air National Guard and now your imminent threat had been eliminated. Remember to fasten your seat belt and remain ..

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