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by happyday on 24 August 2009 - 22:08
There once was a love affair between EK and Steve1 - it started out at a Dog club - innocent enough - their dog's eye met and it was love at first sight.... they didn't tell each other how the other one felt - cause they have had past love affairs that didn't end well - each one felt that that the other one couldn't handle the strong personality of the other...... but there was one thing - the other love's in their life weren't dog people.... that is why EK's men thought she was a witch - and Steve1 well - the women handlers just couldn't handle his drive....... See - Steve1 is handler hard - only the right handler could control Steve...Hard correction would make him bite his handler...... Steve remembered the correction that the other handlers gave - and when she corrected him the 2nd time - he remembered that first correction and couldn't forgive her -never a 2nd chance - so he turned on his handler and so sad but the handler had to give Steve up.
But there is a handler out there for ever dog - Steve1 knew that EK was the one for him - so he ask her EK - will you be my handler? EK - being outspoken and blunt - said boy - you can't handle this -(he,he) Steve not being very nice - just growled at her and moved on....But he wanted EK so bad - so he asked her a 2nd time - "EK will you be my handler?" EK again said - (he,he) you just don't know what I could make you do Steve".....Steve just growled and moved on....even called her a name under his breath ----
Steve said - I don't give 2nd chances...but he walked around with a scowl and bit the head off of his neighbor - --had his dog bury his neighbor's head in that drain that he had dug up the other day and put water in his basement - teach him.....yes sir ree.... damn neighbor... Damn that EK - how can she not want Steve - I could make EK, as a trainer, look awesome --- Steve thought about EK to the point he was obsessed..
Little did he know the powers that EK had - she told him, but what Steve didn't realize was that EK was really a witch - she had powers - she bewitched Steve -
Steve went to the club and asked EK again - BE my handler - (3 times it was) - EK said (he,he) yes my love I will be your handler.... Steve was so excited - he started running around chasing the balls that EK dangled in front of him - she rewarded him for his good heeling - etc - they where an awesome team - when he was heeling - he would look up at her with his eyes and he wouldn't take his eyes off of his EK......
Steve actually asked her a 3rd time - gave a 2nd chance - how do you think this story ended?
But there is a handler out there for ever dog - Steve1 knew that EK was the one for him - so he ask her EK - will you be my handler? EK - being outspoken and blunt - said boy - you can't handle this -(he,he) Steve not being very nice - just growled at her and moved on....But he wanted EK so bad - so he asked her a 2nd time - "EK will you be my handler?" EK again said - (he,he) you just don't know what I could make you do Steve".....Steve just growled and moved on....even called her a name under his breath ----
Steve said - I don't give 2nd chances...but he walked around with a scowl and bit the head off of his neighbor - --had his dog bury his neighbor's head in that drain that he had dug up the other day and put water in his basement - teach him.....yes sir ree.... damn neighbor... Damn that EK - how can she not want Steve - I could make EK, as a trainer, look awesome --- Steve thought about EK to the point he was obsessed..
Little did he know the powers that EK had - she told him, but what Steve didn't realize was that EK was really a witch - she had powers - she bewitched Steve -
Steve went to the club and asked EK again - BE my handler - (3 times it was) - EK said (he,he) yes my love I will be your handler.... Steve was so excited - he started running around chasing the balls that EK dangled in front of him - she rewarded him for his good heeling - etc - they where an awesome team - when he was heeling - he would look up at her with his eyes and he wouldn't take his eyes off of his EK......
Steve actually asked her a 3rd time - gave a 2nd chance - how do you think this story ended?
by Kalibeck on 24 August 2009 - 22:08
Like many others have said, the list is long..........but here goes
1) frustrated & unaccepting of my physical difficulties, which often results in re-injury
2) anger quickly & can't let it go
3) I hold grudges
4) impatient, mostly with myself
.also stubborn, thoughtless at times, selfish, vain (at least I used to was.....), arrogant at times, overly sensitive, & I would add lazy but lately I work too much to qualify for that one, procrastinate...mostly with housework-I'd rather be with my dogs!
jackie harris
1) frustrated & unaccepting of my physical difficulties, which often results in re-injury
2) anger quickly & can't let it go
3) I hold grudges
4) impatient, mostly with myself
.also stubborn, thoughtless at times, selfish, vain (at least I used to was.....), arrogant at times, overly sensitive, & I would add lazy but lately I work too much to qualify for that one, procrastinate...mostly with housework-I'd rather be with my dogs!
jackie harris
by EKvonEarnhardt on 24 August 2009 - 22:08
ROTFLMAO
EK
EK
by JRANSOM on 24 August 2009 - 22:08
Cute story Happyday!
Don't know where EK is but I'm guessing it'd be a long distance relationship.
Don't know where EK is but I'm guessing it'd be a long distance relationship.
by vonissk on 24 August 2009 - 22:08
Happyday that was too cool............thanks for the smile...........
by VomRuiz on 24 August 2009 - 23:08
LOL very clever ;)
by yellowrose of Texas on 25 August 2009 - 02:08
Ok here I go to list my misery::
Arrogant,
Demanding,,,,want it now and done right first time
Point Blank I am not a fence stradler...black or white..no grey
Too giving
Energetic
All traits are pro and con in our lives..Opposites attract and sometimes your worst can be trained to be someone elses best...
YR GOT THAT
LIKE CONVINCE ALL OF YOU
Arrogant,
Demanding,,,,want it now and done right first time
Point Blank I am not a fence stradler...black or white..no grey
Too giving
Energetic
All traits are pro and con in our lives..Opposites attract and sometimes your worst can be trained to be someone elses best...
YR GOT THAT
LIKE CONVINCE ALL OF YOU
DALLAS COWBOYS ARE THE BEST
by Two Moons on 25 August 2009 - 03:08
Yes Rose,
Sometimes our worst attributes can be our best.
Depends on how you look at it.
Sometimes our worst attributes can be our best.
Depends on how you look at it.
by steve1 on 25 August 2009 - 07:08
Happyday
That was brilliant and gave me a good Chuckle, I wonder what would come out of the breeding, But looking at the Stats
Better not to think of the result of the progeny,
Point is would they be TRAINABLE, i have grave doubts
Steve
That was brilliant and gave me a good Chuckle, I wonder what would come out of the breeding, But looking at the Stats
Better not to think of the result of the progeny,
Point is would they be TRAINABLE, i have grave doubts
Steve
by malshep on 25 August 2009 - 09:08
That was so cute Happyday, I have no worries that anything is trainable in the right hands :)
Always,
Cee
Always,
Cee
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