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I am not much of a drinker. A beer on a hot day always sounds good. Is it hot?

Enjoy your R&R Moons. Sounds good....

Moons Barbecue continued.....  the next morning

Patrolman............. Sir would you mind stepping out of your Van please.

Moon..................Is there a problem officer?


Patrolman............ I just got a message to check up on you, to see if  are you alright?


Moon.................. Ya, ya I'm , fine just a litte hungover.

Patrolman...........Just a minute while call this in.

Patrolman........... Dispatcher I am on 5150 Oil Creek rd have suspect, appears coherent
after a night of possible poly substance use. Please advise, over.

Dispatcher...........That's  the guy who had the Barbecue last night, Your 920 is 5150
oil creek drive, he must have pulled over and gone to sleep. Everybody said it was a
great Barbecue. Let him go with a stern warning to invite dispatchers to the next barbecue and
let him go.

Patrolman...............Copy that,...over

Patrolman................Mr moon I going to let you go. but next time you have a barbecue please
let the Dispatcher know.

Moon...............   Absolutely

Patrolman.............Have a nice day, and drive carefelly.

LOL, sounds reasonable to me!

C'mon guys, nobody knows that drink?  Okay, guess I'll have to tell ya...  It's a screaming orgasm!

Here, I'll contribute to the Happy Dance:



Not your birthday? Oh well . . .

Pass the doobie, Moons.

GSD Travels,

                    Screaming orgasm......of course how could I have  forgot. It is the standard
drink for every female freshman at Chico state college. An excellent choice.

sounds like everone had fun .

Great Barbecue Moons,

All the off duty female officers are still all a buzz over your Chip and Dale routine.
I am curious, did you find alot of 5 and 10's stuffed in your underwear the next morning.
I must have missed it , I ate one of  your Macadamia chocolate brownies, and found
myself wandering around in the tree's for hour an half. My dog Axel finally found
me and took me back to the barbecue. 

I vaguely remember Bob making a bet that it would be a German shepherd SAR's dog
that would drag you out of the way of the beer cooler. You had passed out, I think he won.

Great Barbecue.

You may have hidden talents, those male stripper dudes get paid big money, ......no more government cheese.
Just something to think about.

My days of strutting my stuff have passed I am afraid.
I don't think I could even fill a tin cup with pocket change if I tried.....lol

Bummed out that I had to drive in, my boat's dead meat.
I still got to ski tho, friends always stop by when they see a fire and most of the boaters are locals, it's not crowded out on the river here as it is near the cities.  Makes it nice.

Was fairly tame as weekends on the river go.

Moons.