Learned a Valueable Lesson - Page 2

Dried bull penis.

Some lessons I have learned:


When removing an s-hook from a guillotine style kennel dog, stand back. If you drop the hook, the force the door and will send the hook flying so fast you will be sporting a new facial piercing.

When tracking with your dog, be careful to step completely away from your line if you break your dog with a ball at the end of the track. You will end up flat on your back, in public, with a nice rope burn around the back of your ankle.

If your dog decides at the end of a balancing pole obstacle and he decides to jump off a safe distance from the soft ground, let him. Attempting to catch said dog with result in slicing your arm open on your leash clip and leave a lasting scar.

If you think a dog needs a muzzle, it does.

Do not bend down to fix the training collar on a very hyperactive labrador who is very excited to see you unless you enjoy concussions.

If you are so blessed as to get to hold a BSZS VA1 dog for a bit of bitework, stop grinning like a stupid idiot long enough to watch yourself when kicking the sleeve away. The old bugger knows his business a lot better than you and you will be sporting a nice bruise, albeit with bragging rights.

Give a whole new meaning to Beef "Jerky".  Sorry, I just couldn't resist that one, ROFLMAO

It is used as a treat and good for the teeth and gums.

Kinda, but different, since it's actually considered to be meat.  Oh, my here we go again, my mind is really in the gutter tonight, LOL.