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by beetree on 18 July 2011 - 18:07

... a little person holding a basket. There was a squirming going on in the basket. And a little voice piped up and said, " Hey lady, do you want one?" his smile revealing a missing front tooth.

Out of the corner of her eye she spied the damp towel laying in a heap, her keen ears recognizing the sound of the back door thumping shut. Why me? She thought, not for the first time today.

by LadyFrost on 18 July 2011 - 18:07

~~only to find HAZMAT team.....who wanted to...~~

ha,ha beetree you beat me to it..LOL..well i like your version better..

by Red Sable on 18 July 2011 - 19:07

She smiled weakly at the boy and said, "no thanks, I already have two dogs, speaking of which, where are they? " She looked around haphazardly only to see her neighbour Stella eating the dark stranger up with her eyes and inviting him into her house.

That Stella, darn her!
Dejectedly Cassie got in the car and went off to her Gyno appointment. Oh yeah, talk about cheap thrills.

by Ninja181 on 18 July 2011 - 19:07

On the way to the doctors she stopped at her favorite restaurant for some pancakes...

by Red Sable on 18 July 2011 - 19:07

Just a few...

why was she so hungry? and after a dozen donuts too.... oh noooo, it couldn't be!!!

by ggturner on 18 July 2011 - 20:07

Or could it?? The doctor will be able to tell her. Now, she was nervous about going to her appointment.

by Ninja181 on 18 July 2011 - 20:07

Police have scheduled a news conference shortly, where they will announce that this man originally thought to be Ninja has been positively identified as the DH of Beetree.

They said the incorrectly washed and shrunken sweater was a dead give away. They want to know what he was doing in her house...

by beetree on 18 July 2011 - 20:07

Ninja, you two look so much alike, and my eyes are getting so bad, it's ever so hard for me to tell you guys apart, LOL. If it weren't for the tattoo Cassie glimpsed on the left hind cheek of the fleeing, dripping Adonis.... hey wait a minute, my DH doesn't have a tattoo!

by Ninja181 on 18 July 2011 - 21:07

Bee, I just check, no tattoo there for me, and no tattoo there for the wife either, as you can see here in her picture...

by BabyEagle4U on 19 July 2011 - 01:07

Meanwhile, Luke and Duke have both completed their long rifle, IED, ambush and situational awareness training and are now swiftly moving alone in empty paw defense, edged weapon pawcrafts, repel, rope, steep rock climbing and a lite refresher course in Uzi Submachine guns.

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