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Red Sable

by Red Sable on 01 September 2014 - 15:09


by beetree on 01 September 2014 - 18:09

ML

How do you like my onions now?

 


by beetree on 02 September 2014 - 17:09


LadyFrost

by LadyFrost on 02 September 2014 - 18:09


Mountain Lion

by Mountain Lion on 02 September 2014 - 23:09

Bee,

I always knew you had great onions... LOL

We lost our power today, just came back on...


LadyFrost

by LadyFrost on 03 September 2014 - 18:09

anyone ever tried "linden tea"....?


yellowrose of Texas

by yellowrose of Texas on 03 September 2014 - 20:09


 

A Senior’s Tax Return


I just received an audit on my tax return for 2014 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?”
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;

Half of Mexico ; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.”
1 useless President.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?

fawndallas

by fawndallas on 03 September 2014 - 21:09

ROFLMBO


Mountain Lion

by Mountain Lion on 03 September 2014 - 22:09

Priceless YR, LMAO


yellowrose of Texas

by yellowrose of Texas on 05 September 2014 - 03:09

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD:

 

 

1) You can't count your hair.
2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out.


Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.


Ten (10) Things I know about you.


1) You are reading this. 
2) You are human. 
3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips. 
4) You just attempted to do it. 
6) You are laughing at yourself. 
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5. 
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5. 
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too. 
10) You are probably going to post this  several places to see who else falls for it.


 I didn't want to be alone in the idiot category. Have a great Day. LAUGH.

"Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many."






 


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