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by Don Corleone on 31 December 2010 - 06:12
Remember Y2K? I still have 20 boxes of condoms I stashed in case the world came crashing down. You people will be the first that I eat! Stock up and get fat on your canned goods, because I will be coming to eat the weak.
Wasn't gas over $4/gallon a couple years ago? Go buy a horse. Oops, a bale of hay is about the same price. Go buy a scooter and get a side-car for Fido.
I always get a kick of people that walk into a gas station complaining about the price of gas as they're buying a 20 ounce bottle of water for $1.49.
by Don Corleone on 31 December 2010 - 06:12
By the way, make sure you stock up an toilet paper, tampons and over-the-counter medicines. And if you run out of batteries, candles will do the trick! Right ladies?
by PowerHaus on 31 December 2010 - 10:12
LOL....Don you crack me up but here are some good uses for feminine hygene products and condoms other than the obvious! I listed a few misc. tidbits first that have nothing to do with feminine hygene products
Superglue can be used for cuts...it's the same as SUTURE glue except it does not contain any numbing agents
meat tenderizer is an effective anti-venom for a wide variety of stings
black shoe polish for fire-starting (It also gives off a smell that can repel animals and can be used for marking and camouflage)
Condoms:
Water collection
Canteen
Store your matches, tinder, candles to keep them dry
Wound/bandage cover http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKzdeUAdr2E
Starting a fire http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PfK0zrCTTc
Over the barrel of your fire arm to keep it dry and clean...you can still shoot with one on the end
filled with rocks or wet sand and used as a weapon
Used over a sucking chest wound
Fishing bobber
Surgical glove/hand protection
Sling shot rubber bands
on your dogs feet to protect from toxic/caustic substances
temporary muzzle if you cut off the end
Eye protection against a dust/sandstorm or in the water
You can crack an egg and boil it inside a condom....I would crack an unknown egg to make sure it wasn't a fertilized egg...not gonna waste my water, fire or time on an egg with a chick in it!
windsock
over top of a can to seal it
hair tie
worn like a sock to protect feet and legs from leaches or contamination when wading in water
tourniquet
pillow....blow up and tie shut
Tampons:
Tinder
Packing a wound to stop bleeding
Packing a wound with antibiotic ointment for healing
used for cleaning out your shot gun barrel
tampon wrapped in electrical tape can be used like a water filter straw
Pads/Panty liners:
Matthew's 1st Sgt. in basic said panty liners are excellent used in your shoes to prevent blisters
Maxi Pads for drying off moisture
Maxi Pads wrapped around the handles of axes, hammers, saws to prevent blisters
Maxi Pads as shoe insoles
Maxi pads for a pressure bandage
Can you guys think of anything else for these items?
Vickie
www.PowerHausKennels.com
Superglue can be used for cuts...it's the same as SUTURE glue except it does not contain any numbing agents
meat tenderizer is an effective anti-venom for a wide variety of stings
black shoe polish for fire-starting (It also gives off a smell that can repel animals and can be used for marking and camouflage)
Condoms:
Water collection
Canteen
Store your matches, tinder, candles to keep them dry
Wound/bandage cover http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKzdeUAdr2E
Starting a fire http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PfK0zrCTTc
Over the barrel of your fire arm to keep it dry and clean...you can still shoot with one on the end
filled with rocks or wet sand and used as a weapon
Used over a sucking chest wound
Fishing bobber
Surgical glove/hand protection
Sling shot rubber bands
on your dogs feet to protect from toxic/caustic substances
temporary muzzle if you cut off the end
Eye protection against a dust/sandstorm or in the water
You can crack an egg and boil it inside a condom....I would crack an unknown egg to make sure it wasn't a fertilized egg...not gonna waste my water, fire or time on an egg with a chick in it!
windsock
over top of a can to seal it
hair tie
worn like a sock to protect feet and legs from leaches or contamination when wading in water
tourniquet
pillow....blow up and tie shut
Tampons:
Tinder
Packing a wound to stop bleeding
Packing a wound with antibiotic ointment for healing
used for cleaning out your shot gun barrel
tampon wrapped in electrical tape can be used like a water filter straw
Pads/Panty liners:
Matthew's 1st Sgt. in basic said panty liners are excellent used in your shoes to prevent blisters
Maxi Pads for drying off moisture
Maxi Pads wrapped around the handles of axes, hammers, saws to prevent blisters
Maxi Pads as shoe insoles
Maxi pads for a pressure bandage
Can you guys think of anything else for these items?
Vickie
www.PowerHausKennels.com
by BabyEagle4U on 31 December 2010 - 14:12
Y2K. Ya I remember. I bought 100 cases of those white Y2K candle's. 5 years later I was still useing them. And I gave about 95 cases away. LOL
I can't believe I fell for that. LOL
by PowerHaus on 31 December 2010 - 21:12
BE,
Should have kept those candles! They would be good for barter, that is if they don't expire! LOL
Vickie
www.PowerHausKennels.com
Should have kept those candles! They would be good for barter, that is if they don't expire! LOL
Vickie
www.PowerHausKennels.com
by BabyEagle4U on 01 January 2011 - 00:01
Well. I know who to go to if I need a few back.
LOL
Good luck to all, and HAPPY NEW YEAR everyONE on the PDB. !!
YeeeeeeHawwwwwww
by yellowrose of Texas on 01 January 2011 - 04:01
DAD GUM IT DON the don:
MAYBE JERRY would like to buy them from you.....he could sure use them...
If a pair of Burnie MADOFF underdrawers sells for $1,700.00
JERRY ought to give you 1,000.00 a condom for use in the Stadium to make sure the Ball goes inbetween the GOAL POST on a kick...you know use them as a FOOTBALL painted like one, so the Referees do not even know what went past them.....slingshot proceedure...only on the point attempt...
JUST A THOUGHT>>>>lol
A new use for what DON didn't find a use for......lol.........
YR
MAYBE JERRY would like to buy them from you.....he could sure use them...
If a pair of Burnie MADOFF underdrawers sells for $1,700.00
JERRY ought to give you 1,000.00 a condom for use in the Stadium to make sure the Ball goes inbetween the GOAL POST on a kick...you know use them as a FOOTBALL painted like one, so the Referees do not even know what went past them.....slingshot proceedure...only on the point attempt...
JUST A THOUGHT>>>>lol
A new use for what DON didn't find a use for......lol.........
YR
by Two Moons on 01 January 2011 - 17:01
30 days with no utilities or resources?
If you live in any medium to large size city your screwed.
You might simply need a brain because all your plans will fall and you will need to think for yourself.
The last person you will want to depend on is a government employee.
You shut everything off for thirty days and you will see man at his best, and perhaps his worst, and that's a fact.
If you live in any medium to large size city your screwed.
You might simply need a brain because all your plans will fall and you will need to think for yourself.
The last person you will want to depend on is a government employee.
You shut everything off for thirty days and you will see man at his best, and perhaps his worst, and that's a fact.
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