Who is Bob McKnown?

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by Ninja181 on 27 June 2009 - 02:06

Bob is the first name on Heidi Fleiss' Rolodex!

His hobby is deciphering the lyrics to Louie, Louie!

He often wonders why aligators are flat.

He frequents this board in an attempt to meet a better class of lunatics.

by habanaro on 27 June 2009 - 13:06

Some people call him the space cowboy some call him the gangster of love

by Red Sable on 27 June 2009 - 14:06

Bob is the guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the lake.

by Uglydog on 27 June 2009 - 15:06

Once a rattlesnake bit Bobs leg.
After five days of excruciating pain, the rattler died.

Hey Bob..Hope the shooting is coming along well. Good luck in August/Sept.
Recent outing for me. New Glock too.
I like it, but it Doesnt come close to the Sig though.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e34/bill10979/DSCF0245.jpg

by CrysBuck25 on 27 June 2009 - 18:06

Good thread.

Crys

by Bob McKown on 27 June 2009 - 22:06

Bob once dressed in drag to go to the Rocky Horror Picture show (if i say so Bob looked smahing in a boostia and fishnet hose but he only wore flats) and was stopped by state police on the way home for speeding, try explaninig that.

They made a movie about Bob "What about Bob" (under rated)

Bob once slept in the same home with Habanaro!!!

Bob likes to skinny dip.

by ShelleyR on 27 June 2009 - 22:06

I just saw Bob skitter through my bulb garden.
He was really moving!

by windwalker18 on 28 June 2009 - 06:06

I heard he'z the guy out back o' shelly's garage in Fishnet, heels and peekaboo chaps... hard to tell though as he was hotfooting it down the road with all the gals chasing him... all you could see were the Twin moons glowing in the streetlamp light!

(humm wonder if that's how Two Moons got his name??)

by habanaro on 28 June 2009 - 14:06

Bob was once thrown out of a karioke bar for lip synching

by Ninja181 on 28 June 2009 - 17:06

"I haven't sold one tractor all month," a tractor salesman tells his friend "Bob".
"That's nothing compared to my problem," his buddy "Bob McKnown" replies. "I was milking my cow when its tail whips around and hits me in the forehead, so I grabbed some string and tied its tail up to the rafters. Then I go back to milk it and it kicks me in the head with its right hind leg, so I grab some rope and tie its one leg up to the rafters. I go back to try and milk it again when it kicks me in the head with its left hind leg, so I tie its other leg up to the rafters.
"Then my wife Connie comes walking in and I'll tell ya, if you can convince her that I was trying to milk that cow, I'll buy a tractor off ya."

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