O/T Presidential Election-Who do you match up with? - Page 4

Now let us bow our head's and prey, before we boo.

Hi Abhay,

It's one of those bad back day's,  thanks again.

Rev. Arnold Conrad was telling God that his reputation is on the line lmao. SICK SICK PEOPLE!

yeah.

no shortage huh?

Micky D Now that was some funny shit! Did these people have a listening problem or are they really that ignorant?

Hmmmm..... LOL

Must be a pretty good read.  After reading Obama's books, Christopher Buckley, decided to endorse Obama for President.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122401695864033705.html?mod=googlenews_wsj

Rat please, you sound like neil boortz. And I love the right wing website, you call news. Besides the corporate media never gives us the news, just propaganda. ABC in the last election put an anti-Kerry movie without commercials. That's right ! They didnt make a penny, it actually cost them money. WOW how conservative.  The media jumped all over Al Gore making fun of something  he never said (invented internet). Even Right winger Newt G, thought that Bush and the media were out of line. You are just brain washed. Keep listening to Druggy Limpballs and Boortz, Conservatism is destroying itself.

This is what 8 years of Bush and Conservatism brings us. Suicides from financial crisis cause concern.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081014/ap_on_re_us/financial_crisis_violence;_ylt=AjRPOQd844pUdaQjlrDPgJus0NUE

Andy, your confused and misguided.  You can learn something here ... http://www.tomatobubble.com/

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:
· Romance 9.5 and
· Personal Attention 6.5,

and then installed undesirable programs such as:

· NBA 5.0,
· NFL 3.0 and
· Golf Clubs 4.1.

Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

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DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
· If that application works as designed , Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
· Cooking 3.0 and
· Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!
Tech Support

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/22847.html

BabyEagle4U,

Support didn't mention the kinky monkey sex 6.6 four disc set available online for free.

The best thing's are free.