ways your dog has embarrased you - Page 4

Onyx would find and retreive used condoms absolutely anywhere: rest areas, airports, dog shows, sports fields,  pockets of passers-by on the street... I really could have done without that little trick.

I can't think of a single trial that my beloved goof-ball didn't dome up with something off-the-wall to embarrass me. We used to have tee-shirts that said "My dog never did THAT before!" printed on them. We gave them out to the person whose dog did the "most creative performance" in a trial, duly dated and signed by witnesses. I had a whole drawer full of them for years. One of them had the "My" crossed out and "NO" substituted in its place. I couldn't look at the tapes for 3 yrs. after Onyx died. Now they never fail to make me laugh out loud.

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shelly! LMAO! used condoms...gross! the only thing as bad would be used womens products...gag!...im writing this while trying to eat...lol

i guess the unidentifiable dead animal boss brought me once, wasnt so bad.,....

I kept trying to tell Onyx : "Wallets, dog! NOT condoms! One fat wallet will keep you in tennis balls for years!"

I hope no one ever had "relations" beneath the Rainbow Bridge. If they did I guess I know what'll be in Onyx's mouth when he meets me there someday.

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USED condoms in pockets of passers-by on the streets?????  Kinda makes ya wonder.

Just thought of another one.  My inlaws who lived nearby were having a very formal dinner party to which we were invited.  After dinner there was a scratching at the door which my mother-in-law answered and let in my dog who she didn't notice was carrying a very much alive and very pissed raccoon that he proceeded to release in the middle of the party. 

OMG psp! that must have been a mess! lol... I can imagine all those "proper" women jumping up on the furniture sqealing their heads off...lol, sounds like something out of a comedy movie....