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by MaggieMae on 04 December 2010 - 15:12
BAD Parrot
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
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A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
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by Ibrahim on 04 December 2010 - 20:12
Tafeelis are people from tafeeleh, in Jordan. They're the butt of all the jokes. Enjoy
Three tafeelis robbed a bank. they started counting the loot and lost track too many times, until one of them said "aaay, we'll find out tomorrow from the newspapers!"
Three tafeelis robbed a bank. they started counting the loot and lost track too many times, until one of them said "aaay, we'll find out tomorrow from the newspapers!"
by Ibrahim on 04 December 2010 - 20:12
so one time they put a speedbump in tafeeleh. so the tafeelis started watering it every day hoping it would grow into a bridge
by Ibrahim on 04 December 2010 - 20:12
a snake from tafeeli fell ill and they asked her why. she said she fell in love with a snake and was with him four years and he turned out to be a hose
by Ibrahim on 04 December 2010 - 20:12
why do the tafayleh sit in a hole? to think deep thoughts
by Ibrahim on 04 December 2010 - 20:12
a tafeeli fell in love with a woman...he started thinking "how can i see more of her? what excuse can i get?" ...so he got engaged to her sister
by Ibrahim on 04 December 2010 - 20:12
a tafeeli was playing with a hand grenade. they told him "it'll blow up". he said "i have another one"
by Ibrahim on 04 December 2010 - 20:12
they asked an american, a german and a tafeeli what is the fastest thing. the american said "light is the fastest thing". the german said "thought is faster than light, it can be everywhere at once". the tafeeli said "diarrhea is the fastest" they said "come on man, how is it the fastest" and he said "when i have diarrhea i'm in the bathroom faster than i can think or turn on the light"
by Ibrahim on 04 December 2010 - 20:12
there was one girl, her mom sent her to the supermarket and when she got back her mom said "why were you so delayed" and she said "there was a guy flirting with me" and she said "so you hurried yes?" and she said "what could i do, he was walking slow!"
by Ibrahim on 04 December 2010 - 20:12
a man went to a tafeeli pharmacist and asked him for a cockroach remedy. he asked "and what are your cockroaches suffering from?"
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