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by yellowrose of Texas on 28 January 2009 - 22:01
Bump because we need to laugh.....
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by Pharaoh on 29 January 2009 - 04:01
by venzosmom on 29 January 2009 - 05:01
by VonIsengard on 29 January 2009 - 06:01
by beetree on 29 January 2009 - 20:01
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Father and son were walking hand in hand when they saw two dogs "doing it" in the middle of the street. The dad got all flustered and told his son that the big brown dog hurt his paw, and the little white dog was helping him across the street. The boy thought a minute, then looked up and said, "Isn't that just like life? You try to help someone and get screwed!" |
by beetree on 29 January 2009 - 20:01
The doctor asked him all the usual questions about symptoms etc., when he interrupted him: "Hey look, I am a Vet - *I* don't need to ask my patients all these questions. I can tell what is wrong just by looking." He added, "Why can't you?"
The doctor nodded, stood back, looked him up and down, quickly wrote out a prescription, handed it to him, and said, "There you are. ...Of course, if *that* does not work, we'll have to have you put down."
by missbeeb on 29 January 2009 - 21:01
by beetree on 29 January 2009 - 22:01
"Well," said the woman, "I guess I'd like to be rich."
POOF: The Fairy Godmother turned her rocking chair into solid gold.
"And I wouldn't mind being a young and beautiful princess."
POOF: The Fairy Godmother turned the old woman into an exquisite young princess, with a priceless crown of jewels.
"Your third wish?" asked the Fairy Godmother. "Could you possibly turn my wonderful dog into a handsome prince?"
POOF: There, in front stood the most handsome young man anyone had ever seen. She stared at him in awe, completely smitten.
As he came toward her, her knees weakened. He bent down, brushing his lips across her ear as he whispered, "I bet you are sorry you had me neutered."
by missbeeb on 29 January 2009 - 22:01
A 28 year old man meets an older woman while out clubbing... he thinks, she's not bad for 61 and continues to have a bit of a cuddle with her.
She mentions her daughter in conversation and he thinks... I bet the daughter's a bit of a looker!
Eventually, after a few more drinks, she asks him if he'd like a Captain's special... ,
He asked. what's a Captain's special?
A kind of threesome, she replies... YOU, mother and daughter!
Yes PLEASE, he says... and she takes him home!
Upon entering her house, she switches on the hall light, smiles at him... and shouts upstairs.... are you still awake mum?
by beetree on 30 January 2009 - 01:01
- Virginia Graham
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as your dog does".
- Christopher Morley
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