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by yellowrose of Texas on 27 September 2008 - 00:09
Veronica: Urgent update on the worm: just got off the phone with Steve Leigh, and he told me to go ahead and fess up to all of you, that this is a highly secret, classified Certified 9-11 Anti-Terrorist Attack worm. This worm of all the insects in the world, has the ability to identify any terrorist and neutralize them once in contact . The antennea on the front of this worm are actually Terrorist Receptors, and have the capability of sending an invisible beam that completely neutralizes the terrorist and paralyizes them until Airport Security or any law enforcement can come and take them away.
This has been a well kept secret with only the U S Secret service and the CIA using these worms. Since I now own one of them and actually have two, one to save for my next trip to Tampa, I will save Chernoff, millions of US taxpayer money , to make those of us who fly, suffer and have to give up my 12 fl oz of perfume for 3 oz, and wait in long lines for hours at the airport, and cost extra dollars to package my belongings to the governments specs...as I thought we were not gonna let 9-11 effect the lives of us in anyway. This worm is Identified by Model AT11-A-SS. This worm can detect in 1 part of 10 trillion of terrorist intention of purpose and will become a very valueable weapon that we in the USA can have at our disposal and use with out a permit. Uglydog, you might want to get a hold of Steve , tonight and bargain with him , as to the availability of these valueable specimens.
YR Veronica llll I emailed you............ PRESTON: I emailed you , too.
by susanandthek9s on 27 September 2008 - 01:09
by Steve Leigh on 27 September 2008 - 03:09
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by Two Moons on 27 September 2008 - 05:09
LOL......
You guy's,,,,,,
My wife has one of those in her panty drawer, it takes two D cell batteries.
She call's it her blue blaster !!!
I'm not allowed in the room when she take's it out of the drawer, all I know is she's different for day's afterward.
I think you should keep it Rose......:)
by Rainhaus on 27 September 2008 - 06:09
Yellow Rose..Just another butterfly to be.Their are many varieties that are extinct now just trying to survive....
by LillyBug on 27 September 2008 - 15:09
MissBeeb, I know, my name, you'd think would mean I like bugs. In contrary, I am scared shi*less by MANY bugs, so how does my name come to be? I currently have a little black lab pup, Lilly, and she eats EVERY bug in sight, often times before I get a chance to get to them first! I've gone to the vet a number of times, with pictures of all the shit she eats, and they just gave me something from Purina called FortiFlora for her stomach! Too funny!
by Two Moons on 27 September 2008 - 17:09
Lillybug,
Dog's eat bug's they are good for ya. Only a very few could even be harmful.
As long as they don't have batteries.
.....:)
by missbeeb on 27 September 2008 - 20:09
LillyBug, you obviously have a Labugdor!
by Steve Leigh on 27 September 2008 - 22:09
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by AKVeronica60 on 28 September 2008 - 01:09
OMG STEVE...that is hilarious!!! WOW! How about a midrange model between the two blasters? What would that be?
Veronica
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