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That would be "selves" hunny. There is no such word as selfs. I could tell by your spelling you are an uneducated woman of low I.Q., probably from a family of people on SSI disability or welfare, living in trailers, letting TV babysit your children, drinking Allen's coffee brandy and chain smoking. You see, regardless of your looks, your WORDS painted the picture. You dear, are pure, nasty, disgusting, stupid white trash.

LMFAO FUNKMAN!  BRAVO FOR FUNKMAN!  If I didn't know any better I'd say we're hitting near some nerves here with this comical pair....... 

But you KNOW its the truth... ;)

funk man, did you bring back more celery????? 

Celery?   and these people represent   SCHUtzhund usa       WHAT CLUB DID YOU SAY THEY ARE A PART OF AND IF THIS IS TYPICAL OF THEIR TRAINER          IM NOT IMPRESSED....

CELERY    ONIONS     AND   CABBAGE      CORN           

We are working on a new hybrid celery that is impregnated with the chemical that some fluorescent jellyfish have. The celery actually glows in the dark. It makes it easy when you use celery bits as bait on the track at night (see, Funkman night tracking theories, 2001), it also makes great glow sticks for SAR and doubles as a quick snack for both handler and dog. The applications for this new hybrid are endless. Imagine a celery puppy tug if you will.

now if I eat this celery, will me piss glow in the dark as well?  how does this stuff metabolize.  I don't want to freak out by peeing glow in the dark piss.

And if you cross it with marigolds will it repel bugs?  Boy, that would be handy out catfishin' on the river at night!

I miss your site, Funkman - but you can get a free spot on myspace.  Tim's "site" is http://myspace.com/yuhknowhutameen

Feel free to come for a visit.......