too much dog? - Page 3

4pack-  uh oh, you said the word that makes me RUN RUN RUN...CHEAP! lol  I don't do cheap men. lol  Listen up single fellas-ladies find that a cheap ass is a BIG HUGE turn off.  He who brings roses may actually get to spread the petals out on the bed; he who comes empty handed does not even get to see what the bed looks like.  Get it now guys? lol

Yes.  You are a wallet sniffer.  I just hope it is not made of animal hide. And those poor roses.  Roses are plants and plants are living creatures.  They cry when you cut them.  Your cruelty to living things makes me want to vomit. 

There is a difference between cheap and broke....lol All the running, sweating, and taking bites should off set that right?

Agar,

As a newbie I have to warn you. Most guys that get bit by dogs for fun, are generally not the same kind of guys who sprinkle rose pedals on the bed. Different types of guys in my experience. 

Sorry

I'm broke too, I still find the $ to feed your ass my Jr Mints!

Oh by the way... no amount of bites taken, will amount to killing and dismembering roses for a womans pleasure!

Eh hem, I recall a brand new bite suit sitting in a box waiting to be used!  Nana na na na na. Your serve!

Sweetheart,

You told me those JR MInts were .88 at Wal-Mart remember?

Your dog is not ready for the bite suit. Couple months away.

Maybe you will have some control on him by then? (You asked for it)

They sell flowers at Walmart too...Dear.

Just remember my birthday is coming up. Dog training will not be an acceptable "gift". Besides, a dog with pano doesn't train much now does he? Neener neener neener!  

...waiting for next excuse!

What is this place?  A GSD discussion forum or the singles bar?  Get a room!

And then invite me.  I'll bring the visqueen and Crisco...  HA

Well hell, last week we had a lesbian convention and offers to make porn for an eager husband. I think we are mild in comparison.

Crisco? OMG

LMFAO!  You guys are too much!

Thanks to all. It was educational and funny too.