Funny Moral Story - Page 2

Ninja181

Yes I totally agree, and she's very typey, nice expression, beautiful proportions, one of the cleanest fronts one sees around nowadays, she's definitely breed worthy, I only wish we could see more pictures of her. If the offspring combine their Mama's beauty and their Grandmother's temperament, intelligence and commitment then you get balanced flag carriers, I like to see such grandmothers in a pedigree, they ensure great survival abilities and healthier offspring. 

Ibrahim

You guys are just so.... predictable, LMAO!!!!




FUNNY MORAL STORY #2
 
A horse and a chicken were playing in a meadow. Suddenly, the horse fell into a mud hole, and started sinking. He called to the chicken for help. The chicken knew it wasn't strong enough to pull out the horse by herself, so the chicken runs to the farm to get the farmer. But the farmer was nowhere to be found. So the chicken drove the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole, tied some rope around the bumper, and threw it to the horse. The chicken drove the car forward and saved the horse from sinking.

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again, and this time the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go get some help from the farmer. The horse thought to himself, "I think I can stand over that hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab my penis and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and was pulled to safety.





Moral of the Story:

If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

Oh my God, it's getting prettier over here, would love to see what Ninja181 has to comment, lol. 

I heard Maria just moved out and bought a horse. LOL

The hell with the sugar bowl.

LOL Bee, those two were great.

Ibrahim, there now is another Showline picture, I'd love to hear your thoughts on her conformation (you can skip the BMW in the backround). You did so well on Maria.

I'm sure he'll have something to say about this...too,

Another picture just popped up, Maria must have died her hair. LOL

I'll bet that girl is so poor, she is just flat busted.

Naked Wife

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…

“Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

 

PLEASE< write your own moral of the story!  LOL

Once upon a time, and far, far away lived a beautiful queen with 
voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his 
desire would be death should he try to touch them. The king was a very 
jealous man. 

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the 
Physician, who was the king's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician 
exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his 
desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without 
pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme. 

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and 
poured a little bit into the queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon 
after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being 
summoned to the royal chambers to address this incident, Horatio the 
Physician informed the king and queen that only special saliva, if 
applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had 
shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the 
cure for the itch. 

The king quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician 
then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, 
which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick 
worked passionately on the queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. 
The queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer 
left satisfied and touted as a hero. 

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the 
Physician demanding his payment of 1, 000 gold coins. With his obsession 
now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, 
knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the 
king, with a laugh just told him to get lost. 

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same 
itching powder into the king's underwear . The king immediately summoned  Nick the Dragon Slayer... 

Moral of the story: Pay your bills!

Ninja181,

In regards to the female in the second picture, the one with the BMW, the stack is perfect and allover she's gorgeous with special note for the chest, neck and the beautiful hair. For the third female in the 3rd pic she is super, only thing I don't care for is the nose stop. Wish them good results in the ring and I expect they pass the COURAGE test if the helper plays it soft on them.

Ibrahim