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by clc29 on 03 March 2011 - 14:03
The tree of faces took me a minute and the baby popped right out at me.
Thanks for sharing.
by gucci on 03 March 2011 - 14:03
by Red Sable on 04 March 2011 - 21:03
One day my housework-challenged husband decided
to wash his Sweatshirt..
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,
he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the
washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied.
'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, 'OHIO STATE ! '
And they say
blondes are dumb....
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A couple is lying
in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make
you the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies,
'I'll miss you.......
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you
call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be
men.
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Q: What do you
call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy..
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Q: What does it
mean when a man is in your bed gasping
for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they
are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..
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Q: How do you
keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the
email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
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by Ibrahim on 04 March 2011 - 22:03
Ibrahim
by Ibrahim on 04 March 2011 - 22:03
Women are no doubt sweet but they can be sour many times:
Yesterday I gathered my courage and exploded in my wife's face: Why do you always tell me to inform you if I want to invite one of my friends home and I come home and find your friends with you in our sitting room?
She answered me in her nicest voice: okay, if you prepare the drinks and sweets and serve them to us I will inform you !!!!!!!!
Ibrahim
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