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by Mindhunt on 21 February 2011 - 18:02
Ronin one day let himself out of his crate and opened the back door knob into the pool lanai, he went potty in the farthest corner from the house and we came home and found him on the floor, laying in the sun and found a nice treasure pile in the far corner of the lanai. He let himself out to potty and came back in, mission accomplished. We happened to be held up for hours by an a multiple car accident on the bridge (anyone who lives in Florida knows about these wonderful times).
by Ninja181 on 21 February 2011 - 19:02
I had a working line GSD I named "Capone", it was a very fitting name. He was a punk, smart ass etc. If you scolded him for something he did wrong he would just look you right in the eyes and burp, on purpose of course.
Anyway for about 7 years he got a 5 mile walk every morning, I walked him when it snowed, I walked him when I had the flu etc. One morning we got about 2 feet of snow and nothing was plowed so I just let him do his business and went back in. He always stayed in the same room within 5 feet of me. I was working on the computer for about 45 minutes and noticed he was missing, he was in the next room. I had a brand new pair of boots not even a week old. He had chewed the living crap out of one boot because he didn't get his complete walk. I yelled at him, he burped at me and sauntered into the next room.
I could have wriiten a book on the different things this Dog did. I still have the doorknob he flattened out like a pancake. LOL
Anyway for about 7 years he got a 5 mile walk every morning, I walked him when it snowed, I walked him when I had the flu etc. One morning we got about 2 feet of snow and nothing was plowed so I just let him do his business and went back in. He always stayed in the same room within 5 feet of me. I was working on the computer for about 45 minutes and noticed he was missing, he was in the next room. I had a brand new pair of boots not even a week old. He had chewed the living crap out of one boot because he didn't get his complete walk. I yelled at him, he burped at me and sauntered into the next room.
I could have wriiten a book on the different things this Dog did. I still have the doorknob he flattened out like a pancake. LOL
by Rik on 22 February 2011 - 03:02
made me think of another funny. When my girls were growing up, I bought them a Bouvier. Great dog, lived to be 13 and a natural clown.
My wife had a 1/2 black persian cat that was her pride and joy. She was forever commenting on what a beautiful thick tail the cat had.
I always got home from work first and would let the cat out to roam the yard as he did not like me much. One day I heard him screaming bloody murder and rushed to the door. Booger, the Bouvier, had finally caught him and had a massive paw on his neck pinning him down. He would rip hair from the tail, when the cat stopped screaming, he would pull some more. I hated the cat so I just closed the door.
A couple of days later, my wife commented that she was concerned about Opie because his tail was looking so scraggly. I told her she might want to get him checked for worms.
Rik
My wife had a 1/2 black persian cat that was her pride and joy. She was forever commenting on what a beautiful thick tail the cat had.
I always got home from work first and would let the cat out to roam the yard as he did not like me much. One day I heard him screaming bloody murder and rushed to the door. Booger, the Bouvier, had finally caught him and had a massive paw on his neck pinning him down. He would rip hair from the tail, when the cat stopped screaming, he would pull some more. I hated the cat so I just closed the door.
A couple of days later, my wife commented that she was concerned about Opie because his tail was looking so scraggly. I told her she might want to get him checked for worms.
Rik
by Felloffher on 22 February 2011 - 04:02
My dogs make me laugh everyday and it's a big part of why I like owning dogs.
by Dawulf on 22 February 2011 - 07:02
One time I was out in the backyard with my black German Shepherd, Dallas. We had let the lawn go a bit and the grass was about a foot tall. Anyway, we were walking along and I saw a snake, so I went after it. I stepped on it so that its head was peeking out from one end of my shoe, and its tail was lashing about on the other side. (I didn't step on it hard, just enough to hold it there) And mind you, the snake had startled me, so I was still trying to find my nerve to grab the things tail. Anyway, I finally grabbed the end, and just when I did, Dallas ran over and grabbed the snakes head, yanking it out from under my shoe. I was left with part of the snakes tail in my hand while shes just prancing around the yard with this snake dangling from her mouth like a piece of spaghetti. Laughed my butt off. That is probably one of my favorite memories about her too. Such a wonderful dog, I miss her so much.
by VanessaT on 22 February 2011 - 15:02
All the time!
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