Glad I did, but let's hope my wife doesn't wake up and ask me to see the last I posted, lol.

Ibrahim

MM THAT WAS PRICELESS

Ibrahim, I am sending that first one to my husband as a little warning, so I can go shopping and drink my wine! (actually, he is very good to me regarding both).

Ibrahim,
I LMAO!!!
Here is one I have just read:
When God was creating a husband he promised women that they will find a good ideal husband on every corner.And then he made the Earth round.

Nothing against husbands,there are lots of great husbands,mine is almost ideal.

 I am sure of that, we the husbands are always good to the wives, after all they are our life. Now this is cool to bee seen by my wife, lol.

Ibrahim

 Cage, now that is a nice one, I have one joke to reply with, I will search for it and come back to you.

Ibrahim

 See how clever a wife can be:

Jack & Jill were on their way home from the bar one night and Jack got pulled over by the police. The officer told Jack that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. Jack said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize it was out, I'll get it fixed right away."
Just then Jill said, "I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed."
So the officer asked for Jack's license and after looking at it said, "Sir your license has expired." And again Jack apologized and mentioned that he didn't realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning.
Jill said, "I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired."
Well by this time Jack is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the officer and he said in a rather loud voice, "Damn Jill, will you SHUT  UP!"
The officer then leaned over toward Jill and asked. "Does your husband always talk to you like that?"
Jill replied, "ONLY WHEN HE'S DRUNK."

Hahahahahahahaha -- GOOD one 

Ibrahim,
  I will be sure to show the joke about the Lawyer and the deputy tomorrow at work since I work in the District Attorney's office. among several lawyers.......I am sure they will get a big laugh out of that one,....

Thanks for sharing.....

 

Stressed Santa

Ever wonder how the tradition of putting an angel at the top of your tree got started?
Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. 

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. 

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More Stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

Totally frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hit the liquor and there was nothing to drink. 

In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from. 

Just then the door bell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said: "Where would you like to put this tree fat man?" 

And that my friend, is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree.