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by Sunsilver on 12 July 2009 - 19:07
LOL! That joke has been a favourite of mine for a long time, but over time I'd forgotten key details. Glad to get a copy of it with the original wording, as I first heard it.
by Sunsilver on 12 July 2009 - 20:07
An Anglican and a Baptist are arguing about the sacrement of baptisim.
"So," says the Anglican, "if I go into the water far enough to get my ankles wet, am I baptized?"
"No, certainly not!" replies the Baptist.
"What if I go knee deep?"
"Nope!"
"Waist deep?"
"No way!"
"Okay, let me make sure I've got this right. I need to go completely underneath the water, and even get the top of my head wet, in order to be properly baptized."
"That's correct," said the Baptist.
"Well it looks like us Anglicans had it right all along, then," exclaimed the Anglican. "It's the water ontop of the head that really counts!"
"So," says the Anglican, "if I go into the water far enough to get my ankles wet, am I baptized?"
"No, certainly not!" replies the Baptist.
"What if I go knee deep?"
"Nope!"
"Waist deep?"
"No way!"
"Okay, let me make sure I've got this right. I need to go completely underneath the water, and even get the top of my head wet, in order to be properly baptized."
"That's correct," said the Baptist.
"Well it looks like us Anglicans had it right all along, then," exclaimed the Anglican. "It's the water ontop of the head that really counts!"
by SitasMom on 14 July 2009 - 18:07
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing..
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing..
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
by spernagsds on 14 July 2009 - 20:07
Happy B-Day Yellow Rose!
Ah yes... Not one bit crabby
Perhaps thats why my hubby said I was an unsympathetic 90 % bitch today!! LOL
by yellowrose of Texas on 14 July 2009 - 21:07
Thank you very Much......This year has flown by.....
by SitasMom on 14 July 2009 - 23:07
Happy Birthday
Hope you had a chance to do something you really wanted and to spoil yourself too!
Hope you had a chance to do something you really wanted and to spoil yourself too!
by Mum of Zoe on 15 July 2009 - 11:07
Happy birthday my fellow Cancerian! I hope you get to stay at home in your pj's all day and be lazy (well, that's MY Cancer dream, at least!) LOL
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