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by missbeeb on 27 January 2009 - 17:01
Me too!
by missbeeb on 27 January 2009 - 17:01
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The three bears A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning... Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. |
Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he roars. Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots?
It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away.
It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen. It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants. It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table. 'It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water.
'And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once.... 'I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET!!!'
by missbeeb on 28 January 2009 - 00:01
Bump... because we need a laugh!
by Jyl on 28 January 2009 - 09:01
Thanks for the good laugh. These were great.
by 3crzygsds on 28 January 2009 - 18:01
Thanks for the laugh...iced in and getting cabin fever!
by missbeeb on 28 January 2009 - 19:01
Iced in? Sounds grim... hope you're warm!
by 4pack on 28 January 2009 - 19:01
.bmp)
by missbeeb on 28 January 2009 - 19:01
Hey! Just like the little guy in my avatar LOL
by beetree on 28 January 2009 - 19:01
It was a slow day in heaven so God phoned Satan to see what was going on.
"It's slow here too," says Satan.
"Well," God said, " I think a dog show might be fun. Let's put on a dog show."
"Sounds good," says Satan, "But why are you calling me? You've got all the dogs up there."
"I know," answered God, "But, you've got all the judges down there!"
by missbeeb on 28 January 2009 - 19:01
LOL, Too close to the truth, Beetree!
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