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Vote for "Sam"!

She's a big bitch that doesn't take crap from anybody!!!!!!

Sorry just had to mention,

 WAY...........................................Tooooooooooo...................FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cast your vote for Lucifer"    for 

 PRESIDENT            GUARANTEED TO SCARE THE CRAP

OUT OF  CONGRESS  AND TAKE NO MONEY FROM THE

LOBBYISTS AND SPECIAL INTERESTS.   paid for by the SPecial Interests of America     BPNA and CPWC                    and I approve this Message  ***** LUCIFER*

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 I can't help it, I have to vote for Don now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sam was one hell of a close second, though

i will vote for don ... i think my dogs all have thier voters cards they will vote don also.......

Hello, I'm Beckett vom Frauengarten & I approve this message.

My Opponent has stooped to new lows in his recent self promotions, in which he accuses me of licking myself. I can assure you, I am a well groomed German Shepherd Dog, an Alpha Male, bred & born in the good old US of A. My breath is sweet, & when I bark, the whole neighborhood listens! I am registered with the American Kennel Club! I am well trained, I can track & sniff out trouble anywhere! I am an Alpha, capable of leading a pack, or a nation! I am not neutered, unlike my opponent. And my running mate has a callus--she's been to the vet and those are NOT mites!

I am Beckett, I stand for strong pack values, and I'm asking for your vote!

paid for by the handlers--oops, I mean ---citizens to elect Beckett. I I bark loudly & fetch a big stick!!!

Too freaking funny! I'd like to mention that Beckett comes from a hard-working pack with strong family values and excellent reputation. Beckett's half-sister Ali (from a previous marriage that ended amicably) is counting on Beckett for a cabinet position, preferably Secretary of War. She reckons she and a few of her friends can sort out the middle-East and bring the kids home in very short order.

SS

ROFL!  What a great political thread!!

Today is the Day! Vote for Beckett! Don't be discouraged by the long lines, make sure you have your voice heard! Get out & vote!

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