Okay, need help naming all my pups - Page 2

aye 4 pack me lassy. once again your leadership and brilliance shines through! once me thaought do starboard fear no one was Reg, t' doorman at t' Salty Saloon. Me sees now me was wrong. me knows for a fact do starboard fear no one be none other than t' bully Flats t' Flounder arrrrrrr

4pack:  I will converse with you because you have a name listed.

The last thing in the world I want, is to make you mad at me.  I live only to please you, so I will try to control myself from here on out.  Although I do think that this is rather mild compared to the pics and videos that have been posted aimed at me, which you never complained about, when they were done.   But, nontheless, since I am here on this earth to please you, I will refrain.  But, remember, none of us is perfect, so if I slip again, just remind me.  I thought naming a pup after someone was bestowing an honor?  I was makin a peace offering.  Guess I was wrong.  Huh,  Who woulda thunk it.

I have thought about this pup naming thing and have decided that the pick bitch is going to be named "Agar vom Blitzen".  You might ask why.  Well, mostly, because she, Agar from this database, "had to kiss a lot of toads" before she found the right man, and this is one mans'  way of paying her back for all those toads.

The pick stud will be named "Pack King vom Blitzen" because this particular pup likes to eat cheese nips, and also because if I decide to sell him, there will be many from this site willing to buy him.

The other two so-so studs will be named "Oli vom Blitzen" and "Thunderbird vom Blitzen", for obvious reasons.

P. S.  I AM a true hero 4pack.  Maybe not in your eyes, maybe not in several others eyes, but in the eyes of thousands and perhaps millions, I am.  If you ever come to Ohio, my wife and I invite you to our humble home and I will show you, not only the items hanging on our hallway walls stating so, but the many letters and such, that I have been given over the years from citizens of Cleveland.  Just to mention one, I tracked a man through the snow, from a graveyard where he raped an eleven year old girl at the point of a knife.  I tracked his footprints in the snow, through the cemetary, down several sidewalks, across two streets, and up to the front porch of his house.  It was difficult and time consuming due to the other footprints on top of his and around his.  Additionally, I was teamed up with a veteran officer who was lazier than you could believe and would not get out of the cruiser because "it's cold and you are wasting you time, Walt".  Luckily, I found his original prints in the cemetary and could read the brand name "Redwing" in the snow, but of course, it was backwards.  I have the letter the parents of that little girl mailed to the Chief of Police, thanking me for getting that one man off of the street for a while at least.  It is perhaps my most favorite item.  It is three pages long and goes into detail about the girls recovery and life afterwards.  She recovered fine.  For that same act, I was awarded Officer of the Year.  Yes, you are correct, I could write a book and I currently am.  When it is published, I will autograph a copy for you, but you will have to buy the book as I feel that we are not friends.

Yes, I am blowing my own horn.  We all do.  If I don't, how would you know that I am a hero. , and ya'll might not buy my book.

Thanks Doright; yes it's just a cold but it's making me really miserable since it started off with my baby and worked it's way around to the other 2 girls then to me of course. And unfortunately there is no time for me to slow down to rest to shake it so I just tough it out and deal.  Also I'm flattered that I was named the "pick"  guess all those damn toads finally paid off.

You are welcome Agar.  I was torn between naming the pick bitch Agar or "Vrooom'en Rose vom Blitzen", but you won out.  Have to admit that it was extremely close though.  I just love that name Vrooom'en Rose.

Oh my, can you some up with a name for a pup who talks out of her @ss, knows absolutely nothing about genetics, windowshops, trash talks and has all of 2 BHs to her credit? You may have to wait for your B-litter though....

How about "Something Else vom Blitzen"?