Humor anyone???? - Page 2

I have my MRI tonight...then I go back to the ortho guy on Monday, I'll know then if I have to have surgery; meantime I'm stuck wearing a sling, Beckett keeps trying to take it off me....yeah, I wanna tell you it did really hurt...it's not so bad now but it's hard to sleep at night, there's no position that's comfortable for my stupid arm, and I still can't lift it up, it's weird, my lower arm and hand work just fine, but I can't lift my arm from the shoulder; and wouldn't you know it, I ran out of ester- C yesterday, have to tell Carl to pick some up....thanks guys, for your concern.jo

Sorry to hear that, Kalibeck. Hope it heals quickly, with or without surgery....   As for being masochistic, people used to wonder that about me, in my horse riding days, especially after I had 3 really spectacular wrecks in  10 days. The last one gave me a concussion, black eye and 3 stitches, tore the knee out of my britches, and ripped the watch right off my wrist. When I took the horse back to her stall, I had to ask someone where her stall was, even though I'd mucked it out that morning! Yup, really got my gong rung! 

Anyhoo, here's my favourite doggie joke.

The owner of a bar kept a GSD as security and a bar 'mascot'. One night when a fight broke out into the bar, and the dog went to work defending its owner, it was killed. While trying to get the dog to let go of his pal's arm, one of the fighters grabbed the dog by the tail, and when that didn't work, cut the dog's tail off.

After the police had arrived, and hauled the perpetrators off to jail, and hospital, the bar owner began to sadly cleaning up the broken glass and spilled drinks.  Suddenly, his dog's ghost appeared in the middle of the room.

"Gunny!" exclaimed the tavern owner. "Aren't you dead?"

"Yes, master, I'm afraid so. But I have one last request to make of you. You see, they won't let me into doggy heaven without my tail. May I have it back,  please?"

"I'm very sorry, old chum," responded his owner, "but I'm not allowed to retail spirits after 2 am!"

[gets ready to dodge rotten tomatoes....] 

MEMO TO SELF: PROOFREAD THE FRICKIN" POST BEFORE POSTING!!!

ARRRGHHH!!  Sorry for the mangled grammar and sentence structure in a couple of places there!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two German Shepherds, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"