ways your dog has embarrased you - Page 2

OMG Don lmao!  That IS an urban legend you know.

That story never dies.

ROFLMAO Yellowrose of Texas! You just reminded me of an ikea commercial where the kid plays with his mothers vibrator! it was so fricken hilarious when I first saw it. I nearly let out a wet one :D

Checkout the video at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4g4t6DyhDE

Oh wow. Haha so many funny stories! My younger GSD, 2 years this november. He has a thing for sprinklers, and it just so happened that the sprinklers decided to go off during training. And soo.. Well, he tore out of my grip, running after the sprinklers. Eventually I got him under control, but by that time he was soaked to the skin and panting like a maniac. He still wanted to go after the sprinklers, too! The whole club was laughing by the time I got back, rather wet myself, by then. Haha.

Was traveling with my SAR dog in the cabin out of RDU airport. As always the dog (in vest) gets to fly in the cabin with me. (at my feet). Just like everyone else we must go through security. I go first shoes off, belt etc. Tango my dog isi n a stay the other side of the metal detector. Prior to my entering hte machine he is stripped of vest collar etc. EVERYTHING!. I proceed to call him through the x-ray no problem. Someone is called to do a pat down of him (an entirely other story lol)  After he is checked I procced to retrieve my belonging and put on my shoes.He is supposed (operative word) to be in a down by my side. As I put my shoes on ,I am distracted by an TSA officer. All of a sudden I hear a loud GASP. Seems tango sniffed out a sandwich in a ladys coat pocket. Her coat was sitting on the belt after going through the x-ray. So here we are this very large headed black sable German shepherd with a sandwich wrapped in a zip lock bag in his mouth. Fortunately she was a great sport about the whole thing. I on the other hand was embarresed and pissed at my dog. NO he is not trained to detect sandwiches LOL

lol, cute story k9sar

I had just installed a chain link fence.  Harley was a full grown male, approx 85#. 

One morning, as he spotted several girls walking by to school, he jumped up against the gate.  After several strong body weight pushes, the latch pivoted and sprung open.   I was shaving and heard some squeals and poked my head outside, thinking they may have been teasing him.  To my horror, the gate was wide open.  I run outside and down the sidewalk.  Nothing.  I turn the corner and see him running to play with the girls, who were screaming.  

Split second decision made, I ran down the street, in boxers only.....during morning rush hour....on a busy Seattle arterial.  I yell Harley's name... he paused and crossed the street and just missed getting hit.  I run towards him and he begins to play 'catch me if you can.'  I quickly thought to lie down on the sidewalk.....to which he responded by running towards me to see what was wrong.   As he approached to lick me in the face, I grab a handfull of scruff and drag him back to the house...........to the honks and whistles of passing motorists.

Natch, I reinforced the latch by dbl pinning it against the vertical post.

Harley passed away last month, to degenerative myelopathy.  He was an incredible buddy, who have me a lifetime of laughs and memories as a result of his antics and sense of humor.  I miss you, bud.

When  Reno and I lived at the townhouse, we had a small fenced in back yard.  Reno's best friend, a yellow lab lived next door.  If she would see Mckenzie (the lab) out in her yard, she would jump on the lawn chair and jump onto the porch next door and play.  When she was finished she would jump back in to my yard.  One day, when she missed her morning walk, she jumped over, and let McKenzie out of her gate and took McKenzie on our normal 45 minute walk.  My neighbor called in a panic (very upset with my bad shepherd).  I started out after her, and asked people on the way if they saw two dogs.  They would tell me oh yeah, the shepherd is walking down the side walk in that direction and the lab is following her.  I finally figured out she was taking our normal route (which crosses a busy road).  I was terrified she or Mckenzie would be hit by a car, but I headed to cut them off on the return to the house, and sure enough, here comes Reno toward me with Mckenzie in tow.  She crossed the busy road twice and took a tour of two town house communities.  Needless to say the latches on both fences were changed.

Waltermitty:  So sorry for your loss of Harley.  I too lost Reno after 13.5 years together in March of this year.  She was one of those special ones.

Cheryl

Thanks for the laughs this morning..  I probably shouldnt be telling this one, I am sure the other party involved wouldnt appreciate it, as it was a very "sore" subject at the time.  But here goes. 

One night in bed during an "Interlude" with my boyfriend, he recieved a pretty good bite to the "bare bottom" .  My old dog decided he didnt like what we were doing and definitly didnt like the noises I was making, and maybe thinking I was being hurt, he bit the most visible thing he could see besides me..  My boyfriends, not so small behind.  LOL

Needless to say, after some hydrogen peroxide and a few butterfly bandages to save the embarrasment of a visit to the ER for stitches, and quarantine of my dog, by Animal Control..  My boyfriend knew the true meaning of "ASS BITE"

Judd passed away 2 weeks ago at 13 yrs 4 months.  Thanks for rmaking me think back on the funny times we had. 

Justk9's    Funny memories indeed....am sorry Judd had to leave  but I sit and laugh thru the tears , also about some funny times....and when I read about the quarantine by the Animal Control   ......brought back the day   .,, Pepsii Cola Wildone,  was 5 months old and she is from a high drive working line,,,was on the bed with my 29 year old son, who just had foot surgery....she was a bit fast puppy and usually face or nose was just as liable to get bit as your leg or arm...they were rough housing , and she grabbed his eye brow and lid and scratched it and as she bit it , scratched his eye cornea....so two days later., the swelling was not leaving , to the ER we went,,,,We told doc our own puppy , we bred, did this and she is 5mos old...., had her run of shots, and is fine....45 mins later, when we left , a sheriff dept  officer , was waiting beside the truck out front   with the CAUTIONS K-9 sign on it,,,, Maam  , we need to see the rabies cert for the pup that bit your son,,,,and on and on...I came to the forefront of this and politely told him , this happened by a 5 mos old pup, and that pup is in another city , went home 24 hours ago, and if you think Im gonna let your take a 5 mo old puppy , that scratched his eyes and was playing, into quarantine and cost me $450.00 plus  , you got another thing coming....Use common sense....a baby pup,,,,,is not rabid , and was playing.....He took two deep breaths, and said have a good day.....I  will never , ever in my lifetime , ever tell another doctor in er or any office , that my dog bit me , or scratched me...Id say a rattlesnake did it , long before I admit one of my shepherds caused me to go to the ER>........